Black Box Is Quite Possibly The Most Thoroughly Awful Pilot Ever Made

Sarah, one of the few survivors of Commando Nanny, does not make this assertion lightly. 3

Idol Endnotes: Country Strong

Keith cleans up nice to send a Top Sixer home. 0

Battle Of The Reluctant And Inappropriate Quasi-Parental Figures TV shows based on movies, but come on, that would be a really long headline. 0

And James Franco As D.B. Cooper

Dave challenged Sarah to expand her D.B. Cooper obsession beyond Mad Men. Sarah accepted. Everyone wins. 12

Amy Poehler > Pitbull

According to New Yorkers' reactions to this Billy On The Street segment, the math definitely checks out. 6

Late Night Finally Bows To 'Big Chair,' Gets Big Chair

[Thousands of balloons drop from the ceiling at P.TV HQ.] 13

The Flight Of The Canary

Sara makes a big decision, while another person knows Oliver's secret...but not for long. 3

Idol Threats

In which Tony's continued presence for the rest of the season is virtually assured. What are the odds? 12

Spy Kids' Letters From Camp

After Philip and Elizabeth bust into the Contra training camp, they have to go somewhere even worse: CHURCH. 4

Idol Endnotes: No Y'allternative

The Top 6 perform variations on no theme. 2