Fox Renews The Simpsons For A Record-Breaking 29th And 30th Season

Prediction: you'll continue not watching?

What happened? Fox has renewed The Simpsons for two more seasons: 29 and 30.

Why has this happened? Considering how very, very long it's been since the show has been buzzy, I kind of think Fox just wanted to break Gunsmoke's record: most episodes produced for a scripted TV show.

What do I do now? Keep watching Seasons 2 (starting around the soapbox derby racing episode) through 9. Keep pretending the rest don't exist.