Watch Professor X Fire Iceman
Seriously: watch the whole thing to the end. It's important.
If you've been watching the very weird, enjoyable sketch/interview series The Pete Holmes Show — which, given the guests it's featured so far, might as well be called Comedy Podcast: The Series (not a criticism!) — you've probably already seen a few installments of "Ex-Men," in which the titular Pete plays Professor X, across from an X-Men character, and explains to him or her why he or she is about to be fired from the team. They're all pretty funny, but I think this one, from last night, is my favourite. Because when you think about it, Iceman's powers are pretty lame...but that's not the only thing that makes the sketch funny. Please watch to the end to see what made me laugh out loud, kind of a lot.