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Watch James Bond Try To Rent A Car On The Late Show

'I'm being chased by a number of assassins.' '...We all have things to do.'

We all know that James Bond tends to be pretty hard on his cars. But what if he were so hard on a car that he had to forego his officially-issued one and get a new one from a regular commercial rental agency? The Late Show thinks it would go a LITTLE something like this.

Remember, if you are going to drive a rental car into a volcano, try to make sure Alamo gives you an HHR.