The Great British Bake Off Visual Aids Are Light And Flaky And A Little Bit Tart
It's Pastry Week! Danishes served with a side of schadenfreude for Spotted Dick Adam.
To amuse your own bouche, listen along with the Two Spotted Dicks podcast on "Pastry Week" for more on the generational divide, dental floss slicing, and how Adam really feels about Val!
Let's clear the air: It's Pastry Week!
Dental floss makes a nice clean cut and you can also garotte someone with it! Probably!
Speaking of which, this screen shot is technically not from The Great British Bake Off, but belongs to sister podcast Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210. It just came to mind for some reason when Adam was talking about Val.
Tom wins for most pastry, anyway.
We imagine Andrew's friends always wanted to sleep over on weekends if these were a possibility.
These sounded mouthwatering...
...so much so that Mel plans to make off with as many as she can handle.
You're going to cut yourself, Selasi!
Come on, Mary. This is just unfair.
MARY. YOU'RE JUST SHOWING OFF.
Thanks for coming out, Rav.
Andrew used his science smarts to realize that fully icing his still-hot tart wouldn't be good for anyone.
"Jane, could you look as miserable as possible, please?"
"Candice, could you look like you actively hate your showstopper, please?"
We are in favourite of anything that tastes great and makes your urine smell funny.
It just looks a little...informal, Tom.
Learn how to count, Val!
Or maybe not, since Adam wanted you gone so badly.
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!