Craig Sjodin / ABC

The Bachelor Introduces Ben's Ladies; We've Got Your 'Class' Superlatives

What high school-style awards would we dole out to the latest class of contestants on The Bachelor?

The Bachelor will be returning next month for its TWENTIETH season (ugh), which means there's a brand-new crop of "ladies" looking for "love" with Bachelor XX Ben Higgins. We're awarding them superlatives based solely on their job descriptions and/or photos, because, come on, they're asking for it.

Most Likely To Think Old People Are "Cute"

2015-12-08-the-bachelor02

Jackie, 23, gerontologist.

Most Likely To Shame Canada

2015-12-08-the-bachelor03

Jami, 23, bartender, from St. Albert, Alberta.

Silliest Name

2015-12-08-the-bachelor04

Three-way tie among Jubilee, 24, war veteran, Tiara, 26, "chicken enthusiast," and Lace, 25, real estate agent.

Mathiest

2015-12-08-the-bachelor05

Tie between Lauren R., 26, math teacher, and Shushanna, 27, mathematician.

Most Absurd Listed Profession

2015-12-08-the-bachelor06

Tiara, 26, "chicken enthusiast!" Remember back when we thought "dog lover" was the stupidest possible job description allowable on this show? Ah, how I long for those days! Simpler times!

Most Honest

2015-12-08-the-bachelor07

Rachel, 23, unemployed!

Most Likely To Flirt With The Bachelor By Relying Heavily On Incest Innuendo

2015-12-08-the-bachelor08

Emily and Haley, 22, twins.

Most Likely To Have Long Blonde Hair Extensions

2015-12-08-the-bachelor09

Ten-way tie among Leah, Samantha, Lauren H., Lauren B., Amanda K., Amanda S., Emily, Haley, Becca, and Tiara.

Most Likely To Have Long Brunette Hair Extensions

2015-12-08-the-bachelor10

Ten-way tie among Jackie, Rachel, Isabel, Caila, Lauren R., Shushanna, Joelle, Jessica, Lauren "LB," and Jennifer.

Most Likely To Go By 'Lauren B.'

2015-12-08-the-bachelor11

Tie between Lauren B., 25, flight attendant, and Lauren "LB," whose last name ALSO starts with a B, 23, fashion buyer.

Most Ancient

2015-12-08-the-bachelor12

Three-way tie among Amber, bartender; Breanne, nutritional therapist; and Maegan, "cowgirl," all 30. SO OLD.

Most Willing To Show Up For Her Bachelor Photo Shoot In A Skating Costume

2015-12-08-the-bachelor13

Caila, 23, software sales assistant.

Most Unafraid To Wear Flesh-Colored Pants That Make It Look Like She Is Wearing No Pants At All In Her Bachelor Photo

2015-12-08-the-bachelor14

Lauren R., 26, math teacher.

Nerdiest

2015-12-08-the-bachelor15

Jessica, 23, accountant.

Least Likely To Have Learned Her Lesson, Already

2015-12-08-the-bachelor16

Two-way tie between Becca, 26, chiropractic assistant, and the aforementioned Amber, a veteran of both Chris's season AND Bachelor In Paradise.

Discussion

Explore the The Bachelor forum or add a comment below.