The Kelly Song vs. Russell Is A Panda Crammer
It's Woody's creative declaration of love vs. watching the panda cam is good for Russell's blood pressure!
The Kelly Song
Russell Is A Panda Crammer
The case for The Kelly Song
Woody was a simple man. He tended bar, he didn't have high ambitions and he loved his fiancee Kelly. So much so that he wrote her a song as simple as he was. Just admit it...you know you still sing this to yourself every time you meet someone named Kelly. Maybe even out loud.
The case for Russell Is A Panda Crammer
Who knew the crusty Chief of Staff would draw a line in the sand when China threatened to take back our beloved giant pandas, aka, Russell Jackson's favorite megafauna? Not Madam Secretary!