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The Kelly Song vs. 'I will be your champion.'

It's Woody's creative declaration of love vs. the Red Viper's unexpected offer!

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The Kelly Song

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'I will be your champion.'

The case for The Kelly Song

Woody was a simple man. He tended bar, he didn't have high ambitions and he loved his fiancee Kelly. So much so that he wrote her a song as simple as he was. Just admit know you still sing this to yourself every time you meet someone named Kelly. Maybe even out loud. — Nutjob

The case for 'I will be your champion.'

Poor Tyrion Lannister. Slighted and downtrodden for being a dwarf, he's proven himself as the wisest and, in many ways, most benevolent of all the Lannisters despite his sister's clear desire to see him dead. Just as Cersei's finally on the precipice of having her ultimate goal achieved, Tyrion finds an unlikely hero in the form of Oberyn Martell, who shows up with a bit more insight into the evil Queen Regent's hatred... and a very timely offer. I'm not crying, you're crying! — Nutjob

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