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Snake Juice vs. The Difference Between Cute And Pretty

It's everybody being wasted vs. Beth's taxonomy of attractiveness!

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Snake Juice

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The Difference Between Cute And Pretty

The case for Snake Juice

In vino veritas, Pawnee-style. — Bufono

The case for The Difference Between Cute And Pretty

A local magazine names Lisa Miller of WNYX the cutest reporter in New York, and Beth goes absolutely bitchcakes because according to her, Lisa is "not cute, she's pretty." Beth's reasoning: "Cute means pretty but short and/or hyperactive -- like me!" Also defined: beautiful, gorgeous, striking, voluptuous, sexy, and exotic. — HereKitty


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