Snake Juice vs. The Difference Between Cute And Pretty
It's everybody being wasted vs. Beth's taxonomy of attractiveness!
The Difference Between Cute And Pretty
The case for Snake Juice
In vino veritas, Pawnee-style.
The case for The Difference Between Cute And Pretty
A local magazine names Lisa Miller of WNYX the cutest reporter in New York, and Beth goes absolutely bitchcakes because according to her, Lisa is "not cute, she's pretty." Beth's reasoning: "Cute means pretty but short and/or hyperactive -- like me!" Also defined: beautiful, gorgeous, striking, voluptuous, sexy, and exotic.