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Snake Juice vs. The COPS Opening Credits

It's everybody being wasted vs. 'Bad boys, bad boys, whatchoo gonna do?'!

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Snake Juice

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The COPS Opening Credits

The case for Snake Juice

In vino veritas, Pawnee-style. — Bufono

The case for The COPS Opening Credits

Accompanied of the great theme songs in television history, the COPS opener is also an expertly crafted montage of car chases, tasing, tackles, and shirtless buffoonery that seldom bears any relationship to the episode about to air...but still guarantees this commentator's undivided attention for the next 22 minutes. What are you gonna do when they come for you?

— Sarah D. Bunting

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