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Robotic Richard Simmons vs. Silent Dialog

It's a booty-shaking security mechanism vs. the best gig on TV!

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Robotic Richard Simmons

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Silent Dialog

The case for Robotic Richard Simmons

What's worse than Mr. Burns releasing the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? — Niall

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The case for Silent Dialog

Can you even get your SAG card by sitting silently on a barstool and having all the action revolve around you? For 90-something episodes? The Lurian Morn (after Norm on Cheers) was a frequent customer at Quark's bar on Deep Space Nine. He also showed up on The Next Generation and Voyager, but despite being described as very social and a big talker, the man never uttered a word. Granted, it must have been tedious for the actor to have that special affects makeup applied every episode, but after that it was smooth sailing. Laryngitis, stuffy nose, hangover, tongue surgery? Not a problem! — LJD

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