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Lisa Lionheart vs. Bionic Sound Effects

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Lisa Lionheart

62%
196 votes

Bionic Sound Effects

The case for Lisa Lionheart

Pros: She has the wisdom of Gertrude Stein and the wit of Cathy Guisewite; the tenacity of Nina Totenberg and the common sense of Elizabeth Cady Stanton; and to top it off, the down-to-earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt. If she chooses to get married, she'll keep her own name. Believes "trust in yourself and you can achieve anything."

Cons: Does not have a new hat. — Mike McComb

The case for Bionic Sound Effects

Astronaut Steve Austin crashed landed. But gentlemen, we can rebuild him; we have the technology. We'll give him bionic legs and arms, and one bionic eye. Hopefully that won't fuck up his depth perception too much. Most importantly, we will give him...sound effects! (Apparently there are four categories of such sounds, as told by this po-faced website.) Without them, what would Steve Austin be? Really, I'm asking. — corgi-ears


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