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Kitten Mittens vs. The Hot Tamale Train

It's an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats vs. Mary Murphy's ear-splitting shriek of approval!

64%
279 votes

Kitten Mittens

36%
154 votes

The Hot Tamale Train

The case for Kitten Mittens

Does your cat make too much noise? "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" has the stylish, one-size-fits-all solution you need. — Niall

The case for The Hot Tamale Train

It's important to note, in case you're on the fence about voting, that Mary Murphy's first real zeitgeist-y Hot Tamale Train moment — after Sabra and Dominic's rumba in season 3 — was during the the same critique as Debbie Allen's superior (though less culturally sticky) "call the fire department, honey" sound-bite. Call your audiologist next, though. — Joe Reid


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