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Kitten Mittens vs. RollerCranston

It's an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats vs. some wheely good moves!

33%
121 votes

Kitten Mittens

67%
241 votes

RollerCranston

The case for Kitten Mittens

Does your cat make too much noise? "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" has the stylish, one-size-fits-all solution you need. — Niall

The case for RollerCranston

Hal is pretty into roller skating (his over spending on blue sequins is a family budget concern). When he tries to teach his son Malcolm this skill, his passion met with typical teenage horror, despite demonstrating some pretty slick moves.

Is Malcolm more flummoxed by the tape-deck music or the disco moves? How does this legacy echo through both The Colbert Report and Jackass universes? And just how many mashup videos of Water White on wheels are there? — Delwyn


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