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Grover's Disco ABCs vs. Six-Drink Amy

It's poor disco conditioning vs. the definitive stages of drunkenness!

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Grover's Disco ABCs

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Six-Drink Amy

The case for Grover's Disco ABCs

Grover just wants to be Tony Manero. He starts off strong, but perhaps all of the scenes in Saturday Night Fever where Tony does cardio to benefit his boogie were left on the cutting room floor. Regardless, I think Grover should probably have a stress test. — HootieMcBoob

The case for Six-Drink Amy

Amy, the sweet but somewhat uptight police officer on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, goes through predictable stages when she drinks. Everyone has seen the first five. Gina tries to walk her through the stages so she can witness six-drink Amy, but ends up doing the right thing and sobering her up because six-drink Amy is really just sad. Who among us can't relate?

One drink: a little spacy

Two drinks: loud

Three drinks: Amy dance pants

Four drinks: a bit of a pervert

Five drinks: weirdly confident

Six drinks: instead of being a friend of Gina’s after six drinks, she’s just sad — Thog

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