NewsBecause some jokes need to be told, even if a straight white man deeeeeefinitely can't be the one to do it. 2017.04.05
News'This is someone who smokes weed for 24 hours.' 2017.03.30
NewsThe latter is when you write a term paper using nothing but Wikipedia and a thesaurus. The former...we'll get there. 2017.02.01
NewsDay drinking can be very classy and elegant, but not if you start with tequila shots and then move on to making your own swampwater cocktails. 2017.01.25
NewsLike: 'alternative facts.' Oh, Kellyanne. 2017.01.23
NewsBuzzfeed the failing pile of garbage? It's in there. 2017.01.12
News'I find it hard to believe that Trump actually paid somebody for services rendered.' 2017.01.12
News'We're fans!' - Kellyanne. (She means of NBC.) Guys? It's awkward. 2017.01.11
News'As one climate scientist put it, "What happens in the Arctic doesn't stay in the Arctic" -- a lesson I learned the hard way when I went to the Arctic for a bachelor party and hooked up with a penguin.' 2016.12.22
NewsSadly, there's a lot of material to review. 2016.12.21
News'Just what a baby wants: myrrh.' 2016.12.16
News'I guess when they drained that swamp, there was oil at the bottom!' 2016.12.14
News'"I'm, like, a smart person" is a sentence that disproves itself. It's like getting a back tattoo that says "I Make Good Decisions."' 2016.12.13
News'Donald Trump does have a tendency to "lie his ass off." That's why Chris Christie is always there to catch it.' 2016.12.09
NewsEven respectable outlets are guilty. But Seth has had enough, and he's ready to 'Hey!' about it. 2016.12.07
NewsPlus: find out what Meyers's Kryptonite is! 2016.12.07
NewsIf Seth Meyers thought he'd come back from a week off to nothing that required A Closer Look...well, surely he never thought that. 2016.12.06
NewsIncludes bonus video of Mike Pence getting booed at a baseball game, to help the nation heal. 2016.11.22
NewsOver the river and through the wood to get BURNT! 2016.11.17
NewsSome media might be normalizing Steve Bannon's hiring, for instance. Not Seth Meyers! 2016.11.15
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