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Elizabeth's New Persona: Keyboard Kitten

No time to babysit Paige and her Terrible New Knowledge: Elizabeth's got a hotel's reservation system to compromise...sexfully! 2015.04.08S03.E11

Talk To Your Kids About...Like, Stuff, Or Whatever

Pastor Groovyhair encourages Paige to ask her parents what their deal is. GREAT IDEA, PADRE. 2015.04.01S03.E10

'Hello, You've Reached Unlucky Old Lady Inc.!'

The mail robot probably would have tried harder to avoid getting the crap kicked out of it by Gaad if it knew it would be sent to a facility where a sweet senior citizen would interrupt a couple of spies. 2015.03.25S03.E09

Hey Baby, What's Wroooooong?

While the South African op ramps up, the discovery of a certain pen's secret leads to the very real end of Clark and Martha's sham honeymoon. 2015.03.11S03.E07

Paige May Not Judge est Followers, But God Will! (...And Paige Does.)

A newly baptized Paige shoots daggers at Stan's new est girlfriend, takes down her Rick Springfield poster, and unknowingly gets into the running towards becoming America's Next Top Junior Soviet Spy. 2015.03.04S03.E06

My Boyfriend's Older

Philip and Elizabeth separately cultivate their assets, while Stan and Oleg consider working together for the common cause of springing Nina from the hoosegow. 2015.02.25S03.E05

Dinner With Foes

Amid all the other lying they have to do as a matter of course, Elizabeth and Philip have to spend Paige's fifteenth birthday pretending her choice of party guests doesn't gross them out. 2015.02.18S03.E04

Fighting Words

As Gabriel gently presses him on the Paige question, Philip must decide if he should challenge. (Scrabble humour.) 2015.02.11S03.E03

If This Defector Likes Chocolate Bars, Wait Until She Tastes The Rainbow!

While Stan minds his Soviet emigrée's safety (and his own), Philip and Elizabeth get Yousaf's problem squared away. 2015.02.04S03.E02

Getting On The Same Paige

Season 3 of The Americans opens with Elizabeth and Philip on opposite sides of the whole 'recruiting their child to become a spy like them'...thing. 2015.01.28S03.E01

TCA 2015: Penis Monsters, Rock Stars And Cowboys. Oh, And Louis C.K.

You know, what every boy wants to be when he grows up! Except the comedian part. 2015.01.18

The Emmys Should Nominate Forty Best Actresses

Marks Blankenship and Peikert discuss their hopes for this year's awards. 2014.05.28

The Americans Either Does Or Doesn't End With A New Enemy For The Illegals...Depending On Which You Ask

The season's biggest mystery is solved, and an intriguing story seed gets planted for Season 3. 2014.05.21S02.E13

I Hope The Russians Move Their Children Too

Jared's taking a trip. Not sure where to. Not sure if Larrick's going to let him reach his destination. 2014.05.14S02.E12

Disgraced Engineers Who Think The Government Gave Them Cancer Don't Take Visa

Dirtbag Philip has an even dirtbaggier cousin, 'Ted.' He was in Vietnam. And he would like to buy some military secrets. 2014.05.07S02.E11

To Entrap A Pakistani Intelligence Officer, You're Going To Need Hardcore '80s Realness

Elizabeth dresses up like Krystle Carrington to attract The Centre's latest target, but will another of Philip's harem of side pieces usurp her role? 2014.04.30S02.E10

Spy Kids' Letters From Camp

After Philip and Elizabeth bust into the Contra training camp, they have to go somewhere even worse: CHURCH. 2014.04.23S02.E09

Chevy Makes Good Things Happen For The Decadent Bourgeoisie

Philip's Camaro doesn't make him happy for long, thank you very much President Reagan! 2014.04.16S02.E08

You Can't Break Into The Arpanet Without Roughing Up Some REALLY Unprepared Nerds

While Philip plants a comically enormous bug on an even more gigantic server, Nina learns to fool a polygraph with the power of her butt. 2014.04.09S02.E07

I Am The Badass Dot Matrix Printer

And on The Americans, I run this thing. 2014.04.03S02.E06

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