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Marriage Of Convenience

Fitz wants to marry Olivia so that she won't have to testify against him in front of Congress. Romantic! 2015.10.30S05.E06

Spin Control

Congress decides to investigate Fitz for possible impeachment-level offenses while Liv tries to publicly rehabilitate her image. 2015.10.23S05.E05

The Strain Finally Arrives At The Vampire Fireworks Factory

Maybe The Strain should have spread some of those bottle rockets out earlier in the season. 2015.10.04S02.E13

The Strain Finally Shows Some Forward Motion

In the season's penultimate episode, there's finally enough action to re-rank the players in the vampire war. 2015.09.27S02.E12

The Strain Faces Game Of Thrones In The Battle Of The Desperate Fights Against Undead Armies

Which large-scale-battle episode wins, the NYC band-together stand of The Strain, or the Game Of Thrones massacre at Hardhome? 2015.09.06

On The Strain, Vampirism's Nothing A Makeup Sponge Can't Fix!

Makeover, makeover, makeover, makeover, makeover, makeover, MAKEOVER! (Three clicky eye blinks.) 2015.08.30S02.E08

How Have New Players Disrupted The Vampire Apocalypse Rankings On The Strain?

BTW, that's 'gladiator,' not 'glad he ate her.' 2015.08.23S02.E07

A Scalp From New York

On The Strain, one notable character finally unplugs the rug and chromes that dome. 2015.08.09S02.E05

TCA 2015/6: FX Is All About Lady Gaga in AHS: Hotel, Making America Fall In Love With You're The Worst, And...Vampires

Denis O'Hare's dressing up as Elizabeth Taylor on an FX show this fall. Guess which! ...No, not The League. 2015.08.08

Ask A Former Mexican Wrestler Now Living Anonymously In Vampire-Infested NYC

The Silver Angel knows how to grapple effectively with life's problems. 2015.08.02S02.E04

The Strain's Dutch And Fet Have Found Love, But Should They Be Together?

Or is a shared mission to kill supernatural beasts the best basis for a lasting relationship? 2015.07.26S02.E03

A Kickass Leader Joins The Strain, And It's Justine Time

This New York City councilwoman does not have time for your canker sores, gentlemen. 2015.07.19S02.E02

Is The Strain Back On Terra Firma?

And other not-quite-burning questions about its gory Season 2 premiere. 2015.07.12S02.E01

The Final Fart Faces Of The Strain Should Be Required Reading

Because the Fart Is A Lonely Hunter, especially in the Fart Of Darkness. So let's get to the Fart Of The Matter. 2014.10.05S01.E13

Straining To Hold It All Together

In its first season, The Strain was a goofy summer crush, but can that grow into love? 2014.10.05S01.E13

The Penultimate Fart Faces Of The Strain Need A Pep Talk

Clear eyes, full farts, can't lose! 2014.09.28S01.E12

Sometimes, They Come Back

Flashbacks, home attacks, and a carjacking are part of the season's penultimate episode. 2014.09.28S01.E12

The Fart Faces Of The Strain Make Some Bad Choices

The basement of a looted market, abandoned subway tunnels...What are Places You Shouldn't Go When New York Is Overrun With Vampires? Correct! 2014.09.21S01.E11

Battle Of The Dopey, Always-Gettin'-In-Trouble Post-Apocalyptic Boys

Just stay inside the house for once dammit! 2014.09.21S01.E11

The Friendly Fart Faces Of The Strain

In a world where friendship is NOT magic. And a friend in need is probably a vampire. 2014.09.14S01.E10

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