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Claws Gives Desna Away To Be Gregory's Unlawfully Wedded Wife

A hurricane is the natural disaster joining all the unnatural disasters on Desna's wedding day in our EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP of 'Breezy,' Claws's Season 2 finale. 2018.08.12S02.E10

Claws Prepares To Fake A Royal Wedding For A Real Queen

Going through the nuptial motions causes Desna to fall into a whole new scheme in our latest EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP. 2018.08.05S02.E09

Claws Tries To Cage Desna's Heat

While Desna tries to avoid a long-term entanglement in the carceral state, the rest of the Nail Artisans must absorb shocks of their own. 2018.07.29S02.E08

Claws Tries To Wreak Its Fiery Revenge

Desna's plan to get back at Gregory doesn't go exactly as planned in our latest EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP! 2018.07.22S02.E07

Claws Sends Desna And Dean On A Journey Into Their Past

When the Simms siblings blow town, everyone else in Palmetto pretty much spins their wheels in our latest EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP! 2018.07.15S02.E06

Claws Plots A Strike Against Zlata

The power struggle between the Dixie Mafia and the Russian Mafia is interrupted by a ghost, a brawl, a proposal, and raining men. We examine 'Vaginalologist' in our latest EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP! 2018.07.08S02.E05

Claws Lets Quiet Ann Make A Lot Of Noise

Quiet Ann narrates a very eventful couple of days in her life in our EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP of 'Scream'! 2018.07.01S02.E04

Claws Sends Gregory And Desna's Relationship Into Rough Waters

In our latest EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP, Desna and Dean finally get their long-promised trip on Gregory's boat, but must also contend with a surprise guest: Gregory's mother. 2018.06.24S02.E03

Claws Nails Viral Marketing

Desna drums up business for the clinic while proposing commune living to Jenn and making her peace (ish) with Virginia's pregnancy in our EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP of 'Cracker Casserole'! 2018.06.17S02.E02

Claws Adjusts To Life Under New Management

Desna tries to make the best of the new Riva regime with no help from the Hussers in our EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP of the Season 2 premiere! 2018.06.10S02.E01

EPIC OLD-SCHOOL RECAP: Claws Scratches Its Way Through Its Season Finale Showdowns

Who lives? Who dies? Who gets kidnapped? And does everyone make it through with all ten acrylics intact?! 2017.11.08S01.E10

The Strain Only Has One Relationship That Still Works: Fet And Feraldo

The two go-getters get it done while everybody else sputters and stalls. 2016.08.28S03.E01

The Strain Finally Arrives At The Vampire Fireworks Factory

Maybe The Strain should have spread some of those bottle rockets out earlier in the season. 2015.10.04S02.E13

The Strain Finally Shows Some Forward Motion

In the season's penultimate episode, there's finally enough action to re-rank the players in the vampire war. 2015.09.27S02.E12

The Strain Faces Game Of Thrones In The Battle Of The Desperate Fights Against Undead Armies

Which large-scale-battle episode wins, the NYC band-together stand of The Strain, or the Game Of Thrones massacre at Hardhome? 2015.09.06

How Have New Players Disrupted The Vampire Apocalypse Rankings On The Strain?

BTW, that's 'gladiator,' not 'glad he ate her.' 2015.08.23S02.E07

Ask A Former Mexican Wrestler Now Living Anonymously In Vampire-Infested NYC

The Silver Angel knows how to grapple effectively with life's problems. 2015.08.02S02.E04

The Strain's Dutch And Fet Have Found Love, But Should They Be Together?

Or is a shared mission to kill supernatural beasts the best basis for a lasting relationship? 2015.07.26S02.E03

A Kickass Leader Joins The Strain, And It's Justine Time

This New York City councilwoman does not have time for your canker sores, gentlemen. 2015.07.19S02.E02

Is The Strain Back On Terra Firma?

And other not-quite-burning questions about its gory Season 2 premiere. 2015.07.12S02.E01

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