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It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time On Survivor

The lowest-stakes reward challenge of all time leads to a surprising excess of hurt feelings. 2017.03.29S34.E04

Survivor Goes From Blindfolds To Blindsides

At the immunity challenge, Jeff unveils yet another shocking twist...and a couple of totally unshocking comments about balls and holes. 2017.03.22S34.E03

Survivor Tries To Get Your Goat

When the tribes split from two into three, a few Survivors have to scramble to stay alive in the game, and a few goats have to scramble to stay alive in...you know, life. 2017.03.15S34.E02

The More Survivor's Games Change, The More They Stay The Same

Twenty returning contestants hit the beach for Survivor's 34th season premiere, its 500th episode, and roughly the billionth scene where someone's not there to make friends. 2017.03.09S34.E01

Keeping It Real Annoying

The hunt for idols gets intense, the Merica tribe gets a history lesson, and one of the most irritating contestants gets a couple of well-deserved bitch slaps. 2015.04.09S30.E07

Merican Beauty

It's merge week, and not only are the contestants all getting ready to stab each other in the back: the local fauna's gone on the attack as well. 2015.04.02S30.E07

Turtle Power

Just in time for Dick Week, two of the season's douchiest Survivors form a passionate bro-lliance. Also, there are sea turtles. 2015.03.26S30.E06

Blind Faith

A tribe swap shakes things up for the Survivors in this double episode, making collars a thing of the past. 2015.03.19S30.E04

Too Much Monkey Business

Monkey sex, mom jokes, lizard snacks, and a whole lotta no suspense await the Blue, White, and No Collar tribes in this week’s installment of Survivor. 2015.03.12S30.E03

Naked Ambition

It's hard to tell what's more blurry this episode -- the lines between the shifting alliances, or the pixillation over all of the Survivors' naked parts. 2015.03.05S30.E02

Three Cheers For The No, White, And Blue

Survivor's thirtieth season kicks off with three tribes divided by occupation. Also, one guy eats a scorpion. 2015.02.25S30.E01