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Juelia Me Once, Shame On You

The dummies on Bachelor In Paradise continue to weave tangled webs of intrigue. Also: sex in a pool, sombreros, crab cannibalism. 2015.08.17S02.E05

Bachelor In Paradise Is Back, And Drunker Than Ever Before!

Bachelor In Paradise is back for a second season, and Clare is on it, AGAIN. Also: fake paramedics, drunken make-outs, and more of the same old bullshit we've come to expect. 2015.08.03S02.E01

Oh, Think Twice: It's Everyone's Last Day In Paradise

On the crushingly stupid Bachelor In Paradise finale, people break up for dumb reasons and stay together for even dumber reasons. 2014.09.09S01.E07

The SAnd(i)s Of Time

On the long-awaited Bachelorette finale, Andi does some good ol' fashioned dumpin'. Should you watch the carnage? 2014.07.29S10.E11

We've Come To The Andi Of The Road (Except Not Really)

The Bachelorette dabbles in Boyz II Men, old person makeup, and man drama, but is any of it worth your time? (Spoiler: nope!) 2014.06.02S10.E03

After The Craziest Face

Capping off the season with one last round of crazy-ass mugs. 2013.08.06S09.E12

Des Miserables

The Bachelorette's journey ends not with a bang. Well, maybe one. Should you bother watching? 2013.08.06S09.E11

Say Yes To The Des

The odds on what might happen in next week's Bachelorette finale. 2013.07.30

Crazy From The Heat

The Bachelorette takes its crazyfaces to the tropical Caribbean. 2013.07.30S09.E10

Brooksing No Dissent

How much of the first half of the Bachelorette finale must you watch to see if it lives up to the hype? 2013.07.30S09.E10

The Crazies Face All

A collection of the craziest faces from The Bachelorette's 'The Men Tell All' time-waster. 2013.07.23S09.E09

The Men Snipe At Each Other Like Any Of This Really Matters

What to watch and what to skip in The Bachelorette's 'The Men Tell All.' 2013.07.23S09.E09

Hometown Crazies

One thing's for sure: this was the most dramatic rose ceremony of this stupid season. 2013.07.16S09.E08

Hometown Gory

It's Hometowns Week! Did The Bachelorette adjust the pace enough to bother watching? 2013.07.16S09.E08

Madfaced In Madeira

Collecting the crazyfaces of The Bachelorette Episode 7. 2013.07.09S09.E07

'We Need More Adjectives'

Boiling down the latest episode of The Bachelorette to its essentials. 2013.07.09S09.E07

Crazy Of Spain

The Bachelorette takes its crazyfaces to Barcelona. Olé! 2013.07.02S09.E06

Bienvenidos A Barcelona, Idiotas!

Zak has too many abs, James is not a giant peach, and Drew is a dweeb. Should you watch this week's Bachelorette? 2013.07.02S09.E06

Crazy In Munich

Collecting the craziest faces from The Bachelorette Episode 5. 2013.06.25S09.E05

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye

The Bachelorette storms Germany. Sprachen Sie fast-forward? 2013.06.25S09.E04

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