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Bachelor's Back, All Right!

Some ladies dance with the Backstreet Boys, some do track and field, and one very special lady vomits in a bag. 2017.01.17S21.E03

The Bachelor Gets Married!

Seems like maybe Nick cut to the chase and married half the women. Oh, if only that were true! 2017.01.10S21.E02

Did The Bachelor Just Jump The Shark?

The new season begins with 29 well-dressed ladies, and one who never takes off her shark costume. 2017.01.03S21.E01

From The Ren Faire To The Rockies (Of Major League Baseball), How Fake Is This Week's Ben & Lauren: Happily Ever After??

After a bracingly real-seeming premiere, our second visit with Ben and Lauren reverts to basic-cable reality phoniness. Let's rank! 2016.10.19S01.E02

Bachelor In Paradise Takes Several Knees In The Season Finale

Some of the remaining couples end up engaged! But who were this season's ultimate winners and losers? 2016.09.06S03.E11

Just Like A Tattoo, We'll Always Have Bachelor In Paradise!

Some people make good decisions (like leaving) and others make less-good decisions (like getting matching tattoos). Who ranked the best this week? 2016.09.06S03.E10

Ashley Finally Moves On (To An Even More Elevated Plane of Crazy) On Bachelor In Paradise

Just when Jared thinks he has slipped the Ashley I. yoke, she comes roaring back with more mayhem. How did all the other players rank this week? 2016.08.29S03.E08

On Bachelor In Paradise, Ashley I. Releases The Metaphorical, Backstabbing Kraken

Ashley I. tries her darnedest to get Jared to dump Caila, while other contestants variously sweat it out in a 'rebirth' ceremony, make out in the rain, and tearfully storm off camera. Who fares the worst in the week's second episode? 2016.08.23S03.E07

Bachelor In Paradise Takes Its Booze On A Cruise And Things Get Pretty Gross

Things devolve even further in paradise when several cast members take to the open seas. Who ranked the best and worst this week? 2016.08.23S03.E06

Bachelor In Paradise Lets Its Ashley I. Flag Fly (Again)!

Ashley is back, and she's sobbier than ever. Who ranked the best and the worst in the week's second episode? 2016.08.16S03.E05

Bachelor In Paradise Finally Unites The Two Most Boring Individuals On Television For A Stultifying Romance!

Jared and Caila fall in 'love,' while others just get drunk. How did the contestants rank this week? 2016.08.16S03.E04

At Least One Bachelor In Paradise Deserves Love!

Many deserve other punishments, but which of them is the worst after this episode? 2016.08.10S03.E03

Bachelor In Paradise Continues Its Tequila-Propelled Journey Toward Love!

Who will be the most horrible player now that Chad is gone? 2016.08.09S03.E02

Bachelor In Paradise Is Chad To The Bone!

We're ranking the players in Paradise! Spoiler: EVERYONE IS TERRIBLE. 2016.08.02S03.E01

The Bachelorette Says 'Phuket' And Picks A Guy!

JoJo gets her man, FINALLY. Can we all go home now? 2016.08.01S12.E11

The Bachelorette Throws A Crazyface Sausage Party As The Men Tell All

Is Chad's the craziest face of the night? Find out! 2016.07.27S12.E10

The Bachelorette's Men Tell All (Now, With More Chad!)

CHAD IS BACK AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW. 2016.07.26S12.E10

The Bachelorette Thais Her Wagon To Two Boring Stars!

JoJo brings her dudes to Thailand for zero Thai stuff, but plenty of overnight action. 2016.07.26S12.E09

The Bachelorette Visited Aaron Rodgers's Hometown, And All She Got Was This Stupid Brother

JoJo is visiting the remaining four guys' hometowns and ranking them by worthiness of their families. Who will prevail? 2016.07.18S12.E08

The Bachelorette Almost Engages In Sexual Inter-Horse!

JoJo and the men bond with a lovely horse, drink grape-foot juice, and pig out on fries. 2016.07.11S12.E07