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The Final Fart Faces Of The Strain Should Be Required Reading

Because the Fart Is A Lonely Hunter, especially in the Fart Of Darkness. So let's get to the Fart Of The Matter. 2014.10.05S01.E13

Straining To Hold It All Together

In its first season, The Strain was a goofy summer crush, but can that grow into love? 2014.10.05S01.E13

Sometimes, They Come Back

Flashbacks, home attacks, and a carjacking are part of the season's penultimate episode. 2014.09.28S01.E12

The Fart Faces Of The Strain Make Some Bad Choices

The basement of a looted market, abandoned subway tunnels...What are Places You Shouldn't Go When New York Is Overrun With Vampires? Correct! 2014.09.21S01.E11

Battle Of The Dopey, Always-Gettin'-In-Trouble Post-Apocalyptic Boys

Just stay inside the house for once dammit! 2014.09.21S01.E11

The Friendly Fart Faces Of The Strain

In a world where friendship is NOT magic. And a friend in need is probably a vampire. 2014.09.14S01.E10

Find My iPhone: Vampire Edition

Who's winning and losing the vampire war as Kelly's fate is revealed? 2014.09.14S01.E10

The Sexy Fart Faces Of The Strain

Think some people can't get turned on by those gross vampire mouth things? Think again! 2014.09.07S01.E09

A Fête for Fet, The Strain's Loveable Russian Lug

Has there ever been a TV exterminator more worthy of our love? 2014.09.07S01.E09

Yes, Yes, We Have More Fart Faces Of The Strain

The owner of a lonely fart is much better than the owner of a broken fart. 2014.08.17S01.E06

The Goggles! They Do Everything!

Just be glad total eclipses don't happen that often. 2014.08.17S01.E06

The Silent But Deadly Fart Faces Of The Strain

The fart wants what it wants. 2014.08.10S01.E05

The Plague Is Here, But Who's Owning It?

So many characters, so many punctured necks; who's doing well in the war against disgusting vampires? 2014.08.10S01.E05

It's What's Inside That Counts

Two WTF moments stand out as The Strain hits its stride. 2014.08.03S01.E04

The Fart Faces Of The Strain Are Getting Worse

There are some side effects, it turns out. And you're really not gonna like them. 2014.07.27S01.E03

Ask A Vampire Makeup Artist Who's Been Doing This For A While

The Master's majordomo knows how to keep up appearances. 2014.07.27S01.E03

The CDC-Approved Fart Faces Of The Strain

Looks like the biggest strain is keeping it bottled up. 2014.07.20S01.E02

Who's Winning The First Innings Of The Vampire War?

With so many characters, we could only rank the top 20. 2014.07.20S01.E02

The Strain's Parasitic Worm Speaks!

'Look, I'm sorry. I had nothing to do with that disgusting billboard.' 2014.07.13S01.E01

'We're Gonna Need More Eyeballs,' Said The FX Exec

Guillermo del Toro brings TV a gory vampire series. 2014.07.11S01.E01

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