News'Hey, Brad to the bone?' 'Yeah, we ain't leavin' 'til we're Stephen?' 2017.05.17
NewsCarell better have been overseas or on Mars or something. 2017.05.10
NewsTrigger warning: extremely accurate Trump impression. 2017.04.21
NewsThe most depressing part of this is that enough people know who Alex Jones is for him to be spoofed on a late-night show. 2017.04.18
News'That is the H & R Block! Would you like some cheese?' 2017.04.06
NewsHave you noticed Sean Spicer says 'phenomenal' a lot? The Late Show did. 2017.04.05
News'The ball is tipped. / It goes out of bounds. / You sat on the bench. / But you made cheering sounds!' 2017.04.04
News'Why did the chicken-- But first, a word on chickens.' 2017.03.16
NewsAlso: what it means for the U.S. to have lost its 'science mojo,' and how wrong Scott Pruitt is about climate change. 2017.03.15
News'At one point in the interview, she said something to me along the lines of, like, "We may have to rethink the relationship we have." I was like, "We don't have a relationship!"' 2017.03.07
NewsNever fjorget. 2017.02.20
NewsYou've never seen so many wigs on so many other wigs. 2017.02.16
NewsAs we all know: in D.C., 'breakfast for one' is wine. 2017.02.15
NewsToo bad they cut away before Negan could get that bat working. 2017.02.14
News'What is it like in the halls over there knowing that...the President actively doesn't like your network?' 'I don't think anybody cares.' 2017.02.09
NewsThere's a lot of exciting stuff going on back in Oliver's old stomping grounds! 2017.02.08
News'I think we all remember where we weren't were when we didn't hear that nothing had happened.' 2017.02.07
News'All the double babies! All the double babies.' 2017.02.02
News'Is this your Donald Trump impression?' 'I thought this is how men dress now...super-long tie, dead animal on head. Boom.' 2017.02.01
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