The Americans

Elizabeth's New Persona: Keyboard Kitten

No time to babysit Paige and her Terrible New Knowledge: Elizabeth's got a hotel's reservation system to compromise...sexfully! 2015.04.08S03.E11

Talk To Your Kids About...Like, Stuff, Or Whatever

Pastor Groovyhair encourages Paige to ask her parents what their deal is. GREAT IDEA, PADRE. 2015.04.01S03.E10

Come What Mayhem

If Allstate spokesdick Dean Winters ever steps down, Sarah's got a few ideas for replacing him. 2015.03.27

'Hello, You've Reached Unlucky Old Lady Inc.!'

The mail robot probably would have tried harder to avoid getting the crap kicked out of it by Gaad if it knew it would be sent to a facility where a sweet senior citizen would interrupt a couple of spies. 2015.03.25S03.E09

Prisoner Of No Conscience

The pro-Apartheid guys who got kidnapped at the end of the last episode have to answer for their part in oppressing millions of people. Elsewhere, a mail robot has to answer for its part in keeping people from having access to their files. 2015.03.18S03.E08

Hey Baby, What's Wroooooong?

While the South African op ramps up, the discovery of a certain pen's secret leads to the very real end of Clark and Martha's sham honeymoon. 2015.03.11S03.E07

Paige May Not Judge est Followers, But God Will! (...And Paige Does.)

A newly baptized Paige shoots daggers at Stan's new est girlfriend, takes down her Rick Springfield poster, and unknowingly gets into the running towards becoming America's Next Top Junior Soviet Spy. 2015.03.04S03.E06

My Boyfriend's Older

Philip and Elizabeth separately cultivate their assets, while Stan and Oleg consider working together for the common cause of springing Nina from the hoosegow. 2015.02.25S03.E05

EHG 60: Tough Cookies

Mark Blankenship returns to the Blankenship chair to talk about Empire, Roseanne, and much more. 2015.02.24

Dinner With Foes

Amid all the other lying they have to do as a matter of course, Elizabeth and Philip have to spend Paige's fifteenth birthday pretending her choice of party guests doesn't gross them out. 2015.02.18S03.E04

Fighting Words

As Gabriel gently presses him on the Paige question, Philip must decide if he should challenge. (Scrabble humour.) 2015.02.11S03.E03

If This Defector Likes Chocolate Bars, Wait Until She Tastes The Rainbow!

While Stan minds his Soviet emigrée's safety (and his own), Philip and Elizabeth get Yousaf's problem squared away. 2015.02.04S03.E02

EHG 57: Holmes Sweet Holmes

Allison Lowe Huff helped us investigate Elementary. 2015.02.03

Getting On The Same Paige

Season 3 of The Americans opens with Elizabeth and Philip on opposite sides of the whole 'recruiting their child to become a spy like them'...thing. 2015.01.28S03.E01

TCA 2015: Penis Monsters, Rock Stars And Cowboys. Oh, And Louis C.K.

You know, what every boy wants to be when he grows up! Except the comedian part. 2015.01.18

Scandal's Signature Fashion Line At The Limited Is Only The Beginning!

We're brainstorming other collaborations between TV series and fashion retailers that could totally, totally happen. 2014.06.26

EHG Mini: Running Gags

The goofy ongoing "jokes" we hate, on shows we otherwise enjoy. 2014.06.20

The Americans Either Does Or Doesn't End With A New Enemy For The Illegals...Depending On Which You Ask

The season's biggest mystery is solved, and an intriguing story seed gets planted for Season 3. 2014.05.21S02.E13

I Hope The Russians Move Their Children Too

Jared's taking a trip. Not sure where to. Not sure if Larrick's going to let him reach his destination. 2014.05.14S02.E12

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