Television

It's Time To Reboot Network As A TV Show

Jordan's mad as hell, and he thinks the small screen is perfect for 'the big picture.' 2016.11.18

Watch Rick Springfield (Over-)Play A Desperate Cocaine Addict In Silent Motive

In which a single under-two-minute clip renders the rest of the movie irrelevant. 2016.11.18

The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is vs. Hank And Dean Venture's Deaths

It's what do they say, what do they say? vs. what can happen if teens are careless! 2016.11.18

The Eternal Life Of Jacqueline Susann's Valley Of The Dolls

Isn't it time for an HBO or a Starz to redo it as a period piece? 2016.11.17

The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is vs. The Banner Failures Of BoJack Horseman

It's what do they say, what do they say? vs. Hollywoo's worst print shop on display! 2016.11.17

Lifetime Movie The Babysitter's Seduction Is A Cringefest

In more ways than one. At least RevCam's creepiness is scripted this time. 2016.11.16

The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is vs. Panic Moonwalk

It's what do they say, what do they say? vs. a superior freak-out move! 2016.11.16

The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is vs. Mark Corrigan's Jogging Career

It's what do they say, what do they say? vs. the brief lifecycle of a fitness guru! 2016.11.15

The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is vs. NPH Does the Doogie Theme

It's what do they say, what do they say? vs. an SNL nostalgia trip! 2016.11.14

The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is vs. Office Homophobe

It's what do they say, what do they say? vs. the dangers of assuming! 2016.11.13

'Meoww!' vs. The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is

It's an Irish drinking song meltdown vs. what do they say, what do they say?! 2016.11.12

'Meoww!' vs. Bust Your Windows

It's an Irish drinking song meltdown vs. Amber Riley's moment of win! 2016.11.11

'Meoww!' vs. Cup of Boba, West Covina

It's an Irish drinking song meltdown vs. a cultural bubble-bursting hangout! 2016.11.10

'Meoww!' vs. A Tweet Of Death

It's an Irish drinking song meltdown vs. a modern way to die! 2016.11.09

'Meoww!' vs. Bender's Shiny Metal Ass

It's an Irish drinking song meltdown vs. what you should bite! 2016.11.08

'Meoww!' vs. Seattle Grace Prom Night

It's an Irish drinking song meltdown vs. the night Denny's went out of business! 2016.11.07

'What Does A Yellow Light Mean?' vs. 'Meoww!'

It's the funniest question in sitcom history vs. an Irish drinking song meltdown! 2016.11.05

Just A Sampling Of The Many, Many Times The Cast Of Who Killed JonBenét? Appears To Have Suspected One Another Of Farting

Because, with the exception of a treacly voice-over by JonBenét Ramsey 'herself,' there is little else about Lifetime's treatment of this notorious crime that might hold one's attention. 2016.11.04

'What Does A Yellow Light Mean?' vs. 'Save The Cheerleader, Save The World'

It's the funniest question in sitcom history vs. a message from a time when Heroes was good! 2016.11.04