Television

Phoebe's Holiday Song vs. Vixy Platinum

It's a partially personalized carol vs. the most hilariously dated and judgy SVU take on the internet of them all! 2016.12.23

Ding vs. Phoebe's Holiday Song

It's ding ding ding ding vs. a partially personalized carol! 2016.12.22

Ding vs. Brokeback Mountain Themed Potholders

It's ding ding ding ding vs. this years holiday must have! 2016.12.21

Your Holiday True-Crime Marathon Inventory

Because whiling away those awkward hours with the fam IS MURDER. ...Okay, but seriously: what to catch up on from 2016's non-fiction crime crop. 2016.12.20

Ding vs. Santa Baby

It's ding ding ding ding vs. a couple who really wants to meet Santa! 2016.12.20

Bill Haverchuck As Bionic Woman vs. Ding

It's truly working your Halloween costume vs. ding ding ding ding! 2016.12.19

Bill Haverchuck As Bionic Woman vs. 'I Did it With My Best Friend!'

It's truly working your Halloween costume vs. Rob and Brennan win the first Amazing Race! 2016.12.18

Bill Haverchuck As Bionic Woman vs. 'My Birthday'

It's truly working your Halloween costume vs. Stassi's birthday (in case you forgot)! 2016.12.17

Watch A Supercut Of The Best News Bloopers Of 2016

Finally, news clips that will make you happy this year. 2016.12.16

Bill Haverchuck As Bionic Woman vs. The Girls Fight At A Beach House

It's truly working your Halloween costume vs. things getting real! 2016.12.16

Bill Haverchuck As Bionic Woman vs. Thundersnow

It's truly working your Halloween costume vs. Jim Cantore's favorite phenomenon! 2016.12.15

Kent Courts Sue vs. Bill Haverchuck As Bionic Woman

It's the smartest decision anyone on Veep ever made vs. truly working your Halloween costume! 2016.12.14

Mikey's Pupazza vs. Kent Courts Sue

It's a Thanksgiving guest/possible person vs. the smartest decision anyone on Veep ever made! 2016.12.13

Otm Shank vs. Mikey's Pupazza

It's India's answer to Brian Dennehy vs. a Thanksgiving guest/possible person! 2016.12.12

Rap: The Musical vs. Otm Shank

It's vs. India's answer to Brian Dennehy! 2016.12.11

Snake Juice vs. Rory Gilmore Loves Coffee

It's everybody being wasted vs. a decaf breakdown! 2016.12.10

Capital One's Commercial Starring Jennifer Garner And Her Father Is An Affront To Humanity

Herewith: a measured, not-at-all hysterical plea to have everyone involved in this ad drawn and quartered. 2016.12.09

Snake Juice vs. Madonna Swears On Letterman

It's everybody being wasted vs. the Material Girl calling Dave a 'sick f**k'! 2016.12.09

Snake Juice vs. The COPS Opening Credits

It's everybody being wasted vs. 'Bad boys, bad boys, whatchoo gonna do?'! 2016.12.08

Watch The Extended Trailer For Madonna's 'Rebel Heart' Tour Film

Music! Makes the people! Come together! 2016.12.07