Television

Ben Sisko's Baseball vs. 'You Rang?'

It's both a national pastime and a convenient metaphor for linear existence vs. Lurch's response! 2017.04.01

Ben Sisko's Baseball vs. James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party

It's both a national pastime and a convenient metaphor for linear existence vs. Eddie Murphy's most incoherent, but best, SNL bit! 2017.03.31

Ben Sisko's Baseball vs. The Mystery Machine

It's both a national pastime and a convenient metaphor for linear existence vs. like, the grooviest van ever! 2017.03.30

Ben Sisko's Baseball vs. Cordelia And Wesley Kiss

It's both a national pastime and a convenient metaphor for linear existence vs. a very awkward encounter! 2017.03.29

Now Leaving Sunnydale vs. Ben Sisko's Baseball

It's Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain vs. both a national pastime and a convenient metaphor for linear existence! 2017.03.28

Now Leaving Sunnydale vs. Same Parts

It's Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain vs. Tatianna's spoken word masterpiece! 2017.03.27

Now Leaving Sunnydale vs. Boomhauer Speaks Normally

It's Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain vs. how dang-ol' Boomhauer hears himself (and everyone else)! 2017.03.26

Now Leaving Sunnydale vs. Simon Pegg's Leadership Skills

It's Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain vs. 'Don't eat muffins when I'm developing you!'! 2017.03.25

Now Leaving Sunnydale vs. Meeting The Americans

It's Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain vs. classic-rock KGB! 2017.03.24

Now Leaving Sunnydale vs. How To Irritate People

It's Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain vs. 'Shh, let 'em scrabble a bit!'! 2017.03.23

Now Leaving Sunnydale vs. Vanilla Bullshit Things

It's Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain vs. Larry David's overpriced beverage of choice! 2017.03.22

Now Leaving Sunnydale vs. Hot Brains

It's Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain vs. cerebellum served muy caliente! 2017.03.21

The 'Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego' Theme Song vs. Now Leaving Sunnydale

It's that one time decades ago, when a capella was also cool vs. Sarah McLachlan and the Overalls of Pain! 2017.03.20

The 'Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego' Theme Song vs. Patrick's Jean Art

It's that one time decades ago, when a capella was also cool vs. inking up some jeans! 2017.03.19

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey vs. The 'Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego' Theme Song

It's tidbits of wisdom on SNL vs. that one time decades ago, when a capella was also cool! 2017.03.18

The Kelly Song vs. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

It's Woody's creative declaration of love vs. tidbits of wisdom on SNL! 2017.03.17

The Kelly Song vs. If I Didn't Have You

It's Woody's creative declaration of love vs. Howard's song for Bernadette! 2017.03.16

The Kelly Song vs. Russell Is A Panda Crammer

It's Woody's creative declaration of love vs. watching the panda cam is good for Russell's blood pressure! 2017.03.15

The Kelly Song vs. 'I will be your champion.'

It's Woody's creative declaration of love vs. the Red Viper's unexpected offer! 2017.03.14