Television

Snake Juice vs. The COPS Opening Credits

It's everybody being wasted vs. 'Bad boys, bad boys, whatchoo gonna do?'! 2016.12.08

Watch The Extended Trailer For Madonna's 'Rebel Heart' Tour Film

Music! Makes the people! Come together! 2016.12.07

A Very Previously.TV Holiday Gift Guide: Books 'Written' By Fictional TV Characters!

Though you'd think fictional characters would have better things to do than write real-world books, Monty Ashley tells you which ones are good. 2016.12.07

Snake Juice vs. Iyanla's 'Coffee Drinks' Rant

It's everybody being wasted vs. a decaffeinated dressing-down! 2016.12.07

Snake Juice vs. The Anachronistic Player Piano Of Westworld

It's everybody being wasted vs. Soundgarden and Radiohead done saloon style! 2016.12.06

Snake Juice vs. Small talk with Selina Meyer

It's everybody being wasted vs. a complete failure to communicate! 2016.12.05

Snake Juice vs. A Very Carson Christmas

It's everybody being wasted vs. a limited edition album from everyone's favourite butler! 2016.12.04

Snake Juice vs. Eddie Crane

It's everybody being wasted vs. the Sigmund Freud of jack russell terriers! 2016.12.03

Snake Juice vs. The Difference Between Cute And Pretty

It's everybody being wasted vs. Beth's taxonomy of attractiveness! 2016.12.02

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. Snake Juice

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. everybody being wasted! 2016.12.01

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. Crystal Gravy

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. a see-through treat for your meat! 2016.11.30

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. Game Show Models David and Greg

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. male-model game show pioneers! 2016.11.29

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. Scream's First Kill

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. starting with a bang! 2016.11.28

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. The Squirtle Squad

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. a gang of water Pokémon from the wrong side of the tracks! 2016.11.27

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. Da'Vonne Dances Out the Door

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. exiting in style! 2016.11.26

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. Drunk Sookie

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. the five stages of grief with salt and lime! 2016.11.25

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. Run, Barry! Run!

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. The Flash's weapon of choice! 2016.11.24

Angry Emily Gilmore vs. The First Appearance Of Boba Fett

It's Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger vs. a shining moment in a stinky swamp! 2016.11.23

Bunny And Kitty vs. Angry Emily Gilmore

It's an unlikely animal friendship turned crime procedural vs. Mother Gilmore destroying Shira Huntzberger! 2016.11.22

Bunny And Kitty vs. Kawooshes

It's an unlikely animal friendship turned crime procedural vs. an iconic TV VFX! 2016.11.21

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