Survivor

EHG Mini: RuPaul's All-TV-Star Drag Race

Tara tasked us with casting actual TV stars on an all-celeb season of RPDR. Mikkelsens ahoy! 2015.03.30

Turtle Power

Just in time for Dick Week, two of the season's douchiest Survivors form a passionate bro-lliance. Also, there are sea turtles. 2015.03.26S30.E06

Blind Faith

A tribe swap shakes things up for the Survivors in this double episode, making collars a thing of the past. 2015.03.19S30.E04

Too Much Monkey Business

Monkey sex, mom jokes, lizard snacks, and a whole lotta no suspense await the Blue, White, and No Collar tribes in this week’s installment of Survivor. 2015.03.12S30.E03

Naked Ambition

It's hard to tell what's more blurry this episode -- the lines between the shifting alliances, or the pixillation over all of the Survivors' naked parts. 2015.03.05S30.E02

Three Cheers For The No, White, And Blue

Survivor's thirtieth season kicks off with three tribes divided by occupation. Also, one guy eats a scorpion. 2015.02.25S30.E01

EHG Mini: Crossover 2015

Ron asked us to mix it up, show-wise, which is how Jeff Probst wound up with an arrow through his stupid chambray work shirt. 2015.01.09

Winnie, Twinnie, Chicken Dinnie?

Will the most strategic player make it through the dangerous final tribal councils, or is your faithful correspondent doomed to disappointment yet again? 2014.12.18S29.E14

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

A player breaks a bone, but will he or she also break his or her alliance? 2014.12.11S29.E13

Two Men Out

In this double-length episode, a lot of strategizing leads up to some pretty predictable results. 2014.12.04S29.E11

Hanging On By A Thread

With Josh gone, Reed starts thinking about a three-way, and things get crazy as a result. 2014.11.27S29.E10

That's Gratitude For Ya

Some people just don't know how to properly accept a gift. 2014.11.20S29.E09

Swing, Votes, Swing!

Jon and Jaclyn get pulled in both directions, and we hear about it incessantly. 2014.11.13S29.E08

The Mergin' Of Menace

Everyone comes together into one nice happy little family. OR DO THEY? 2014.11.06S29.E07

Water, Water, Every Win

When Water can't foil Blood on their own, the Bags O' Puzzle Pieces will step in to help. 2014.10.30S29.E06

Mother-And-Child Reunion

Is it true that the family that plays together stays together? Let's find out! 2014.10.23S29.E05

Twin Killing

With Rocker out of the game, who will step up to fill the jackass vacancy? Let's find out! 2014.10.16S29.E04

The Not-So-Amazing Racist

People yell at John Rocker. John Rocker threatens various people. It's family fun for everyone! 2014.10.09S29.E03

A Bloody Mess

More Blood is shed, in more ways than one. 2014.10.02S29.E02

Relatively Painless

In which we begin a new season of Survivor by tearing families asunder! 2014.09.25S29.E01