Shark Tank

Looking Out For Number One

Oh, look, a man in a dog suit on Shark Tank. How adorable. He's...wait, what is he doing on that patch of grass? Somebody stop him. I need an adult. I NEED AN ADULT. 2015.02.04S06.E17

99 Problems And A Box Ain't One

At last, the solution to the pizza-box dilemma that keeps approximately nobody awake at night has been found by Shark Tank, along with other products and services that are equally useless. 2015.01.31S06.E16

Bright Lights, Big Bidding

Another batch of entrepreneurs are hoping that the Sharks see the light, but it turns out some ideas are brighter than others. 2015.01.17S06.E15

That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Everyone who appears on Shark Tank tonight gets told how terrible their business is. And yet, three of the four companies walk away with money. How does that work? 2015.01.14S06.E14

Lox, Stocks, And Two Smoking Bagels

Bagels figure prominently in at least two of the pitches in this latest episode. Which is appropriate, since everyone who comes before the Sharks is something of a zero. 2015.01.10S06.E13

Oy Vey

It's beginning to look a lot like a non-denominational holiday in the Tank, as the Sharks consider backing a Hanukkah-themed appropriation of Elf on the Shelf, an overly elaborate way to hang Christmas lights, a crazy person's holiday decorations, and a product that has nothing to do with any holiday whatsoever. 2014.12.13S06.E12

Red, Red Whine

Tonight on Shark Tank, the Sharks hear four perfectly reasonable pitches about four entirely sensible products from a series of reasonably well-adjusted entrepreneurs. Goddammit. 2014.12.06S06.E11

Not-So-Candid Camera

The guy who made a fortune off of GoPro joins the Sharks as a guest investor and just will not shut up about his little camera business. Which, given the quality of this week's pitches, is probably just as well. 2014.11.22S06.E10

Looking Out For Number Two

It may be the 100th episode of Shark Tank, but with a parade of products highlighted by a stool that lets you squat over toilets, tonight's episode feels like a lot of the usual crap. 2014.11.14S06.E09

Semper Fi-nance Me

For Veterans Day, the Sharks support the troops. But some troops are better supported than others. 2014.11.07S06.E08

The Song Remains So Lame

A supercharged karaoke machine is just one of many pitches that sounds off-key to the Sharks...and that's music to our hateful ears. 2014.11.01S06.E07

Jimmy Kimmel Wastes Everyone's Time

America's second-best late-night talk show host named Jimmy shows up to do a comedy bit. But some of the actual pitches on tonight's episode will make you laugh until you cry. 2014.10.25S06.E06


The future's so bright for one of the companies on this Shark Tank episode, it has to wear shades. Stupid, bleak future. 2014.10.18S06.E05

Let Them Eat Fake Cake

From prop cakes to wipes that disguise odors, this episode of Shark Tank has you covered when society inevitably crumbles. 2014.10.11

Never Work With Animals, Children, Or Ninjas

The Sharks ignore W.C. Fields's very sound advice and throw good money toward at least one of those hare-brained ideas. 2014.10.04S06.E03

There's No Crying In Golf

Unless you make a $500 putter and you're trying to convince a roomful of soft touches they need to invest in your pipe dream, that is. 2014.09.27S06.E02

Sock It To Me

Jump feet-first into a new season of Shark Tank with the most elaborate pair of socks ever designed by human hands. 2014.09.26S06.E01

Tanks For Nothing

What to watch and what to skip (doggie tuxes?) on the latest Shark Tank episode. 2013.09.30S05.E02

Swimming With The Sharks

What to watch and what to skip in the Shark Tank season premiere. 2013.09.23S05.E01

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