Shark Tank

Kutch A Falling Star In The Shark Tank Premiere

Dude, where's my Bar(bara)? Replaced this week by guest Shark Ashton Kutcher -- who, unlike many of his motion pictures, is surprisingly not terrible. If only the same could be said for the products on offer. 2015.09.25S07.E01

Wheel Or No Deal

You don't have to reinvent the wheel to get on the season finale of Shark Tank, but it certainly helped one guy. 2015.05.16S06.E29

Shark Tankers, Assemble

Forget Earth's mightiest heroes -- someone turns the Sharks into action figures. And that's not even the weirdest thing done to the human body in this episode. 2015.05.09S06.E28

Sharks Don't Make Passes At Glass-Wearing Asses

Two hipsters show up on Shark Tank with a multi-million dollar valuation for a company still in pre-sales mode. Oh, this will go well. 2015.05.02S06.E27

Should You Double Down On Your Investment In Beyond The Tank?

We've got some catching up to do with the entrepreneurs who managed to walk away from Shark Tank with some cold hard cash in their pockets. But is this weekly Where Are They Now spinoff worth an investment of your time? 2015.05.01S01.E01

Shock-Absorbing Diamonds On The Soles Of Their Shoes

The biggest shock of this Shark Tank isn't the one absorbed by these dime-thin insoles, but rather that three of the pitches were actually sorta good. But oh, that fourth... 2015.04.25S06.E26

And The Wichita Lineman Is Still Fully Vested

I am a lineman for the county / And I drive the main road / Searching for a Shark Tank pitch that isn't oversold. 2015.04.18S06.E25

The Plush Life

Hey, who doesn't love plush toys? The Sharks, apparently. And after a pitch about plush toys that goes on forever and leads to nothing, you'll likely hate them, too. 2015.04.11S06.E24

All Bark, No Bite

Kids running businesses! Cuddly animals! Ridiculously over-valued companies! Yes, this Shark Tank episode truly has something for everybody. Well, except for deals for three of the four companies presenting. But, you know...details. 2015.03.21S06.E23

Jazz Hands

The Sharks hear from one entrepreneur who wants to put lights in your gloves and another who wants to print aphorisms on your ladies' underwear. One entrepreneur too many walks away with money. 2015.03.14S06.E22

No One Wants Robert Herjavec's Money

Oh, he can land himself a spot on Dancing With the Stars. But can Robert Herjavec convince any Shark Tank supplicants that his money is just as green as anyone else's? Not tonight he can't. And it is strangely glorious. 2015.03.07S06.E21

It's Not Called 'Sucker Tank'

Six seasons in, and only now is someone getting around to telling Lori and Daymond that maybe they shouldn't invest in a company if they don't know how it works. 2015.02.21S06.E20

There's Gold In Them Thar Hills

A guy tries to get a deal for his gold-panning kit, making us think we've stumbled upon a Shark Tank rerun from 1849. Then a lady shows up with a sports bra to remind us that it is most definitely 2015. 2015.02.14S06.E19

Triumphs Of A Man Called Zonk

Hey, if some Shark wants to hand over $50,000, Philip Michaels is perfectly willing to get saddled with a stupid nickname handed down by Kevin O'Leary, too. 2015.02.07S06.E18

Looking Out For Number One

Oh, look, a man in a dog suit on Shark Tank. How adorable. He's...wait, what is he doing on that patch of grass? Somebody stop him. I need an adult. I NEED AN ADULT. 2015.02.04S06.E17

99 Problems And A Box Ain't One

At last, the solution to the pizza-box dilemma that keeps approximately nobody awake at night has been found by Shark Tank, along with other products and services that are equally useless. 2015.01.31S06.E16

Bright Lights, Big Bidding

Another batch of entrepreneurs are hoping that the Sharks see the light, but it turns out some ideas are brighter than others. 2015.01.17S06.E15

That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Everyone who appears on Shark Tank tonight gets told how terrible their business is. And yet, three of the four companies walk away with money. How does that work? 2015.01.14S06.E14

Lox, Stocks, And Two Smoking Bagels

Bagels figure prominently in at least two of the pitches in this latest episode. Which is appropriate, since everyone who comes before the Sharks is something of a zero. 2015.01.10S06.E13

Oy Vey

It's beginning to look a lot like a non-denominational holiday in the Tank, as the Sharks consider backing a Hanukkah-themed appropriation of Elf on the Shelf, an overly elaborate way to hang Christmas lights, a crazy person's holiday decorations, and a product that has nothing to do with any holiday whatsoever. 2014.12.13S06.E12

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