Shark Tank

Shark Tank Asks, 'What's It All About, Algae?'

And the answer is, it's about filling time between commercial breaks, as someone with no hope in hell of a deal is allowed to flail around while the Sharks twiddle their thumbs, waiting for a real business to come along. 2016.11.19S08.E09

Oh, Put A Sacca In It, Shark Tank

Mark Cuban and guest Shark Chris Sacca recreate our current national dialogue by shouting at each other impotently long after everything's been decided. Oh, and everyone gets a deal. 2016.11.12S08.E08

Shark Tank? More Like Shout Tank, Am I Right?

With six Sharks crowding the stage, no one can get a word in edgewise, least of all the people there to ask the Sharks for money. 2016.11.05S08.E07

Shark Tank Says 'Potato,' I Say 'What Fresh Hell Is This?'

You never see the potato with your name on it, which is why this Shark Tank episode, featuring a service that delivers messages by potato, is so unsettling. 2016.10.29S08.E06

Parker's Syrup Can't Lose On Shark Tank

Or can it? But at least delicious maple spread has some greater use in the wider world, unlike some other products in this episode. 2016.10.22S08.E05

Buttering Up The Sharks On Shark Tank

A businessman nearly learns the hard way that four Sharks in the hand are worth one in the bush, as enthusiastic offers rapidly turn into bitter recriminations on the very best kind of Shark Tank. 2016.10.15S08.E04

That's How The Cookie Crumbles On Shark Tank

An icon of the cookie industry has to hit up the Sharks for pocket change, but the real winner this week is a husband-and-wife team who manage to get four Sharks trying to outbid each other. 2016.10.08S08.E03

Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout A Shark-Dressed Man

Which is why they will most certainly not be crazy about the sight of the Sharks wearing garish stick-on lapels. Instead, let's save our admiration for one of the cleverest people to ever pitch a product on this show. 2016.10.01S08.E02

Will Too Many Sharks Spoil The Shark Tank?

We've got a surfeit of Sharks, as all six are squeezed into the studio for the Season 8 premiere. Maximizing the number of Sharks will maximize the thrills and fun, right?! 2016.09.24S08.E01

Pavlov's Dog Of A Product Ends Shark Tank's Season

Season 7 ends like so many of the 28 episodes that preceded it, with a guy who's got no business being on the show wasting everybody's time. 2016.05.21S07.E29

Shark Tank Presents: Sharks Behaving Badly

You know what's not investable? Good manners, if the pompous plutocrats on Shark Tank are anything to go by. 2016.05.14S07.E28

Spooning With The Sharks

The Sharks spend this week hugging it out with anyone who comes asking for money, and we try and make sense of this brave new world. 2016.05.07S07.E27

Shark Tank Needs To Stay After Class

A misbegotten app aimed at preschoolers causes Philip Michaels to finally drop his thin veneer of civility. 2016.04.30S07.E26

Shark Tank Has What Is Basically The Weekend Parent's Idea Of A Good Time

From confusing and pointless magic shows to a jail for juiceboxes, the entire show revolves around products aimed at people for whom children are an occasional, messy evil. 2016.04.23S07.E25

Urine Trouble, Shark Tank

When the most compelling product pitched on your show requires users to collect their own pet urine samples, you know you're in for an episode distinctly lacking in thrills and chills. 2016.04.16S07.E24

Shark Tank's Phone-y Baloney

Two men pitch a product that does nothing, which sets them apart from most Shark Tank participants in that at least they're willing to admit it. 2016.04.09S07.E23

Vend-geance Is Mine On Shark Tank

If talk of cutting-edge vending machines thrills you, tonight's ep was made with you in mind. All five of you. 2016.03.19S07.E22

Shark Tank Sees The Light At The End Of The Toilet

Toilet lights, pepperoni-colored pajamas, cardboard cutout cats riding mechanical magic carpets -- you know, fairly run-of-the-mill stuff for our Shark Tank friends. 2016.03.12S07.E21

Shark Tank's Dark Tea Time Of The Soul

A lot of things can go wrong between coming up with an idea and getting someone to write a check for it, and tonight's pitches show just how many. 2016.02.27S07.E20

The Sharks Suffer From Premature Evaluation

Three Shark Tank pitches challenge Barbara, Lori, Robert and Kevin's understanding of what the people of today and tomorrow might want to spend their money on. Mark Cuban, however, is confident in his visionary investing prowess. 2016.02.20S07.E18

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