Shark Tank

And The Bland Played On During Shark Tank

The maker of a pair of headphones designed to lower decibels without impacting sound quality walks aways without a deal on this episode. But that's not a bad thing when Chris Sacca is sitting in one of the guest chairs. 2017.01.28S08.E14

Could Everyone On Shark Tank Swim In Different Directions?

Kevin O'Leary wants to be Canada's next prime minister. But what will that mean for the future ambitions of the remaining Sharks on Shark Tank? 2017.01.27

Barbara Corcoran Saves Everyone's Bacon On Shark Tank

For a while it looks like everyone's going to go home without even the hint of a deal. 'Not on my watch,' Barbara Corcoran growls, checkbook in hand. 2017.01.14S08.E13

Shark Tank Nearly Suffers A Cat-tastrophe

We almost spend an entire episode of Shark Tank without anyone getting any money of any sort. Did everyone leave their wallets back in 2016? 2017.01.06S08.E12

Shark Tank Wages War On Christmas

It's a holiday-themed episode whose pitches diverge more and more from the holidays as the evening wears on, and the Sharks put the 'oh, Christ' back in Christmas. 2016.12.10S08.E11

Shark Tank Eats Its Own Dog Food

A dog starved at his master's gate may predict the ruin of the state, but what would William Blake say about a Shark Tank episode steeped in useless products? 'I've been dead since 1827, thank Christ,' probably. 2016.12.03S08.E10

Shark Tank Asks, 'What's It All About, Algae?'

And the answer is, it's about filling time between commercial breaks, as someone with no hope in hell of a deal is allowed to flail around while the Sharks twiddle their thumbs, waiting for a real business to come along. 2016.11.19S08.E09

Oh, Put A Sacca In It, Shark Tank

Mark Cuban and guest Shark Chris Sacca recreate our current national dialogue by shouting at each other impotently long after everything's been decided. Oh, and everyone gets a deal. 2016.11.12S08.E08

Shark Tank? More Like Shout Tank, Am I Right?

With six Sharks crowding the stage, no one can get a word in edgewise, least of all the people there to ask the Sharks for money. 2016.11.05S08.E07

Shark Tank Says 'Potato,' I Say 'What Fresh Hell Is This?'

You never see the potato with your name on it, which is why this Shark Tank episode, featuring a service that delivers messages by potato, is so unsettling. 2016.10.29S08.E06

Parker's Syrup Can't Lose On Shark Tank

Or can it? But at least delicious maple spread has some greater use in the wider world, unlike some other products in this episode. 2016.10.22S08.E05

Buttering Up The Sharks On Shark Tank

A businessman nearly learns the hard way that four Sharks in the hand are worth one in the bush, as enthusiastic offers rapidly turn into bitter recriminations on the very best kind of Shark Tank. 2016.10.15S08.E04

That's How The Cookie Crumbles On Shark Tank

An icon of the cookie industry has to hit up the Sharks for pocket change, but the real winner this week is a husband-and-wife team who manage to get four Sharks trying to outbid each other. 2016.10.08S08.E03

Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout A Shark-Dressed Man

Which is why they will most certainly not be crazy about the sight of the Sharks wearing garish stick-on lapels. Instead, let's save our admiration for one of the cleverest people to ever pitch a product on this show. 2016.10.01S08.E02

Will Too Many Sharks Spoil The Shark Tank?

We've got a surfeit of Sharks, as all six are squeezed into the studio for the Season 8 premiere. Maximizing the number of Sharks will maximize the thrills and fun, right?! 2016.09.24S08.E01

Pavlov's Dog Of A Product Ends Shark Tank's Season

Season 7 ends like so many of the 28 episodes that preceded it, with a guy who's got no business being on the show wasting everybody's time. 2016.05.21S07.E29

Shark Tank Presents: Sharks Behaving Badly

You know what's not investable? Good manners, if the pompous plutocrats on Shark Tank are anything to go by. 2016.05.14S07.E28

Spooning With The Sharks

The Sharks spend this week hugging it out with anyone who comes asking for money, and we try and make sense of this brave new world. 2016.05.07S07.E27

Shark Tank Needs To Stay After Class

A misbegotten app aimed at preschoolers causes Philip Michaels to finally drop his thin veneer of civility. 2016.04.30S07.E26

Shark Tank Has What Is Basically The Weekend Parent's Idea Of A Good Time

From confusing and pointless magic shows to a jail for juiceboxes, the entire show revolves around products aimed at people for whom children are an occasional, messy evil. 2016.04.23S07.E25

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