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Solemn Wookiees In Red Slankets Holding Life-Affirming Glowing Eggs

No one wants to be here for the end of the Holiday Special except for Carrie Fisher who we assume is high on Life Day. 2017.09.15

Volcano Head Breaks Galactic Curfew To Stalk Dorothy Zbornak, Film At Always

Things get dark when Krelman decides Ackmena is his one true love after after she says six words to him. 2017.09.09

Boba Fett Is My Friend

The Holiday Special continues with the franchise introduction of everyone's favourite sarlacc snack! 2017.09.02

Everyone Is In A Pissy Mood On The Star Wars Holiday Special

Also Jefferson Starship is having a concert with Dr. Manhattan's dong. 2017.08.18

What To Do When Grandpa Itchy Is Self-Pleasuring In The Living Room

Will Hines joins Dave to discuss the state of the Wookiee VR porn industry. 2017.08.11

How To Teach A Wookiee To Cook Bantha Surprise

Plus hairy-chested Art Carney gets the Empire to -- at long last -- reveal its inherent anti-fishism! 2017.08.04

Chewbacca's Coming Home For The Holidays To...Lumpy

Adam Sternbergh and David T. Cole stress-test their fandom in the first fifteen minutes of the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. 2017.07.28

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