Nip/Tuck's Biggest Problem Was Its Two Big Dicks

Alex finally finishes his Marathon Diary and finds Christian and Sean to be the biggest schlongs of all. 2015.03.24

Nip/Tuck Season 6 Is Back To Being Unspeakably Awful, But It's Okay Because Mario Lopez Is Wearing Lingerie

The finish line to Alex's Marathon Diary is in sight, but there are a whole bunch of garbage people trying to hold him back. 2015.03.17

Not Even A Knife-Wielding Sharon Gless Can Save Nip/Tuck From Itself

Ryan Murphy dares viewers to keep watching his garbage show. 2015.02.23

Ryan Murphy Goes Full Abed

Alex reaches Nip/Tuck's uber-meta fifth season and is considering taking a scalpel to his eyes. 2015.02.17

Rosie O'Donnell Loses Her Ear As Nip/Tuck Loses Its Mind

And other such silliness, such as Christian getting upset that 6,000 people have downloaded his porn tape off YouTube. 2015.02.10

Two And A Half Pricks

We finally learn the identity of the Carver(s) but not why Ryan Murphy is so intent on wanting us to care about these troubled white dudes. 2015.02.03

Nip/Tuck Gets Super-Upsetting With Joan Rivers, A Gorilla, And A 600-lb. Woman

All of that, plus enough offensive storylines about trans women to make Alex want to lie down for a few days. 2015.01.20

It's A Wonderful Life (Unless You're Julia)

In Season 2, Sean's still a punk, but Julia's the one who has to spend an episode in purgatory with Famke Janssen. 2015.01.06

Fifteen Episodes Into Nip/Tuck And Christian Is Dealing With Mischievously Pregnant Jessalyn Gilsig Version 1.0

Also: Sean and Julia are too busy arguing over their crappy marriage to notice that their son is smoking drugs and running over Christian Scientists. 2014.12.23

We're Barely Through The First Season Of Nip/Tuck And Someone's Already Tried Cutting Off His Own Foreskin

Christian is a dick, Sean is a dweeb, and Alex hears way too much about Matt's uncut crank. 2014.12.16

Let's Slice Open The Nip/Tuck Pilot

In which Alex begins his marathon of Ryan Murphy's seminal plastic surgery series with the assistance of alligators and spewing stomach juice. 2014.12.09S01.E01

EHG Mini: Best & Worst Serial Killers

The best -- and most annoying! -- super-organized murderers on TV, featuring foreign-language nominees galore…and one pointed omission. 2013.09.26


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