Married At First Sight: S02

Bitterly Divorced At First Sight

Married At First Sight: Six Months Later reunites the world's three most poorly matched couples for some good old-fashioned bickering! Should you bother watching? 2015.06.17S02.E14

'I'm Still Glad I Married A Stranger...Because I've Learned A Lot About Myself'

The Married At First Sight couples finally decide whether to break up or stay 'married'! We're ranking them from least to most terrible, one last time. 2015.06.10S02.E13

'What The Hell Is The Point Of Any Of This?'

The Married At First Sight couples waste their last week of 'marriage' exchanging gifts and blowing their wedding money. We're ranking them from least to most offensive. 2015.06.03S02.E12

'I Think The Door Is Creaking Open For Us To Become More Intimate.'

We're ranking the Married At First Sight couples from best to worst based on this week's boring explorations of their 'lifestyles.' 2015.05.27S02.E11

'We're Both Freakin' Romantic'

The couples work on their issues in marital counseling this week; we're ranking them from littlest to biggest failure! 2015.05.13S02.E09

'It's Like We're Complete Strangers...Again'

The grand Married At First Sight social experiment continues as the couples 'adjust to married life,' mostly by bickering and hating each other. We rank them from best to worst! 2015.05.06S02.E08

Should Stupid Social Experiments Involving Marriage To Strangers Be Forgot And Never Thought Upon!

It's New Year's Eve in Married At First Sightland, and the couples are finding new and creative trivialities to bicker about. Join us as we rank them from first to worst. 2015.04.29S02.E07

'Wham, Bam, Booty Ma'am'

The Married At First Sight couples are moving in together and unpacking ALL of their baggage. We're ranking them from least annoying to most. 2015.04.22S02.E06

'It's Not Just A Woman; It's My Wife'

The Married At First Sight couples are spending the holidays together, and we’re ranking them from best (Home Alone) to worst (Christmas With The Kranks)! 2015.04.15S02.E05

'I Don't Feel Like I'm Gonna Consummate This Marriage Tonight'

The Married At First Sight crew are off on their painfully awkward honeymoons, and we're ranking them from least worst to worst! 2015.04.01S02.E03

'There's Just Something About His Face That's Not What I Pictured'

For Dick Week, we're ranking the idiots on Married At First Sight in terms of overall dickishness, based on our highly scientific dick-points rating system! 2015.03.25S02.E02

'I Could Catch Her Vibe That I Wasn't Exactly Her Pick Of The Litter,' And Other Love Stories

Married At First Sight is back for a second season of legally marrying complete strangers who may or may not be physically repulsed by each other! Stephanie Green ranks the couples from most to least marriage-ready. 2015.03.18S02.E01


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