Married At First Sight

'He's A Vanilla Wafer, And I'm, Like, A Samoa Cookie,' Says Boring Asshole On Married At First Sight

The couples muscle their way through excruciating honeymoons. Who ranked the worst this week? 2015.12.23S03.E04

'I Wasn't Looking For Marriage By Any Means,' Says Dumbass On Married At First Sight

The Married At First Sight couples spend the night together and embark on awkward honeymoons. How did the three pairs rank this week? 2015.12.16S03.E03

'I'm Not Attracted To Him, But I Know We Were Matched For A Reason,' And Other Optimistic Thoughts From The Married At First Sight Guinea Pigs

As the Married At First Sight couples make it official, their problems are starting already. 2015.12.09S03.E02

'I'm Scared That I'm Gonna, Like, Puke In My Dress,' Says One Of The Stars Of A Show Called Married At First Sight

As Married At First Sight returns for its third season, we're ranking the couples in order of terribleness. 2015.12.02S03.E01

EHG Mini: Weird Question Lightning Round III

Boy bands, Downton remakes, reality Thunderdomes, and more! Sooooo much more. 2015.10.02

EHG 75: Ew Detective

Jeff Drake puts on his bolo tie for a discussion of True Detective's Season 2 premiere. 2015.06.23

Bitterly Divorced At First Sight

Married At First Sight: Six Months Later reunites the world's three most poorly matched couples for some good old-fashioned bickering! Should you bother watching? 2015.06.17S02.E14

'I'm Still Glad I Married A Stranger...Because I've Learned A Lot About Myself'

The Married At First Sight couples finally decide whether to break up or stay 'married'! We're ranking them from least to most terrible, one last time. 2015.06.10S02.E13

'What The Hell Is The Point Of Any Of This?'

The Married At First Sight couples waste their last week of 'marriage' exchanging gifts and blowing their wedding money. We're ranking them from least to most offensive. 2015.06.03S02.E12

'I Think The Door Is Creaking Open For Us To Become More Intimate.'

We're ranking the Married At First Sight couples from best to worst based on this week's boring explorations of their 'lifestyles.' 2015.05.27S02.E11

'I'll Suck On My Own Toe'

The couples seek more intimacy with each other before their imminent divorces. 2015.05.20

'We're Both Freakin' Romantic'

The couples work on their issues in marital counseling this week; we're ranking them from littlest to biggest failure! 2015.05.13S02.E09

'It's Like We're Complete Strangers...Again'

The grand Married At First Sight social experiment continues as the couples 'adjust to married life,' mostly by bickering and hating each other. We rank them from best to worst! 2015.05.06S02.E08

Should Stupid Social Experiments Involving Marriage To Strangers Be Forgot And Never Thought Upon!

It's New Year's Eve in Married At First Sightland, and the couples are finding new and creative trivialities to bicker about. Join us as we rank them from first to worst. 2015.04.29S02.E07

'Wham, Bam, Booty Ma'am'

The Married At First Sight couples are moving in together and unpacking ALL of their baggage. We're ranking them from least annoying to most. 2015.04.22S02.E06

'It's Not Just A Woman; It's My Wife'

The Married At First Sight couples are spending the holidays together, and we’re ranking them from best (Home Alone) to worst (Christmas With The Kranks)! 2015.04.15S02.E05

'I Have No Pride Anymore'

The couples experience a shake-up in the awfulness rankings as their romantic honeymoons wear on. 2015.04.08S02.E04

'I Don't Feel Like I'm Gonna Consummate This Marriage Tonight'

The Married At First Sight crew are off on their painfully awkward honeymoons, and we're ranking them from least worst to worst! 2015.04.01S02.E03

'There's Just Something About His Face That's Not What I Pictured'

For Dick Week, we're ranking the idiots on Married At First Sight in terms of overall dickishness, based on our highly scientific dick-points rating system! 2015.03.25S02.E02

'I Could Catch Her Vibe That I Wasn't Exactly Her Pick Of The Litter,' And Other Love Stories

Married At First Sight is back for a second season of legally marrying complete strangers who may or may not be physically repulsed by each other! Stephanie Green ranks the couples from most to least marriage-ready. 2015.03.18S02.E01

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