Married At First Sight

Bride & Doom: This Is Not Going The Way That I Thought It Was Going To

The 'Intimacy' episode gives Rachel a chance to shine. Just kidding, she has no helpful advice and in at least one case is actively harmful. 2017.06.01S05.E08

Bride & Doom: They Definitely Need To Be Trained

The Married At First Sight couples start stocking fridges...together. 2017.05.25S05.E07

Bride & Doom: I Keep My Shoes In My Cabinets

Back from honeymoons at last, the Married At First Sight couples figure out who's going to live where. 2017.05.18S05.E06

Bride & Doom: Show Me A Graceful Loser, I'll Show You Someone Who's Not Used To Winning

Some Married At First Sight couples may be starting to wonder whether this honeymoon should have been shorter. 2017.05.11S05.E05

Bride & Doom: In My Eyes, We've Done It The Right Way

'Done' what, exactly? It's Part 1 of the honeymoons, which means lots of talk about who's having sex, or not, and how, or why. 2017.05.04S05.E04

Bride & Doom: I'm So Excited To, Like, Sleep With You -- Like, Sleep

With the weddings over, it's time for the 'experts' to perv out about which couples are going to consummate their marriages immediately. 2017.04.27S05.E03

Bride & Doom: They Are Trusting Us With The Biggest Decision Of Their Lives

The 'social experiment' you've barely heard of relocates to Chicago (and moves from fyi to Lifetime) to funnel six suckers into three marriages. 2017.04.20S05.E01

Would Married At First Sight's Sonia Be Better Off Divorced Than Married To A Guy With Nick's Terrible Taste In Bracelets?

What are Nick and Sonia fighting for, anyway? And other questions sparked by 'To Love And To Cherish'! 2016.10.05S04.E11

Why Would Married At First Sight Quitters Heather And Derek Ever Need To Be Friends Now?

And more not-quite-burning questions sparked by 'Naked Truth'! 2016.09.27S04.E10

Is Married At First Sight About To Have A Second Couple Crap Out Before The End Of The 'Experiment'?

And more not-quite-burning questions sparked by 'In Sickness And In Health.' 2016.09.21S04.E09

What Kind Of Relationship Was Nick Hoping Would Result From Getting Married At First Sight?

And more not-quite-burning questions sparked by 'For Better Or Worse'! 2016.09.07S04.E07

How Can Anyone Say 'I Take Marriage Seriously' When He Works On Married At First Sight?

And more not-quite-burning questions sparked by 'For Richer Or Poorer'! 2016.08.31S04.E06

Which Married At First Sight Couples Are Most Likely To Consummate Their Marriages?

And more not-quite-burning questions sparked by 'Honeymoons, Part 1'! 2016.08.17S04.E04


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