News'It's easy to surprise people if you just make shit up. "Did you know Mike Pence -- true story -- Mike Pence was Lady Gaga's stunt double at the Super Bowl."' 2017.02.10
News'"Make him go crazy"? Wait, has this been the sane version of Trump this whole time? What does the insane version do -- ban all people named Zack?' 2017.02.06
NewsSeems like it's tempting fate to do this now when there's still one more whole day he could crap on before the week is actually over, but okay. 2017.02.02
NewsDay drinking can be very classy and elegant, but not if you start with tequila shots and then move on to making your own swampwater cocktails. 2017.01.25