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Chung Chung vs. Ross's Leather Pants

It's Law & Order's iconic sound effect vs. Ross's failed New Year's resolution! 2016.03.06

Chung Chung vs. The Gentlemen

It's Law & Order's iconic sound effect vs. Buffy's scariest foe! 2016.03.05

Chung Chung vs. The Many Names of Andy Dwyers Band

It's Law & Order's iconic sound effect vs. the origin of Mouse Rat! 2016.03.04

Chung Chung vs. The Mr. Plow Jingle

It's Law & Order's iconic sound effect vs. a catchy snow-removal tune! 2016.03.03

Joffrey Getting Slapped vs. Chung Chung

It's Tyrion's hand warmer vs. Law & Order's iconic sound effect! 2016.03.02

'My Whole Brain Is Crying' vs. 'It's Not My Place to Say.'

It's the worst idea ever vs. Downton's verbal catch-all! 2016.02.29

The Homicide Board vs. 'My Whole Brain Is Crying'

It's Baltimore's murder tracking white board vs. the worst idea ever! 2016.02.27

The Homicide Board vs. Naked Grandma

It's Baltimore's murder tracking white board vs. something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house! 2016.02.26

The Homicide Board vs. 'But first...'

It's Baltimore's murder tracking white board vs. Chen-bot's Transition Protocol! 2016.02.25

Brenda Hates You Both vs. The Homicide Board

It's the Summer of Deception revelation vs. Baltimore's murder tracking white board! 2016.02.24

Les Nessman's Walls vs. Brenda Hates You Both

It's a newsman's need for privacy vs. the Summer of Deception revelation! 2016.02.23

Les Nessman's Walls vs. Goodbye Cement Truck

It's a newsman's need for privacy vs. concrete scientific study! 2016.02.22

Les Nessman's Walls vs. Harley Quinn's Solo

It's a newsman's need for privacy vs. a song of love and laceration! 2016.02.21

McBain: The Movie! vs. Les Nessman's Walls

It's an Easter egg action movie vs. a newsman's need for privacy! 2016.02.20

Captain Mal's Negotiation Style vs. McBain: The Movie!

It's honest chats with henchmen vs. an Easter egg action movie! 2016.02.19

Captain Mal's Negotiation Style vs. Zeke the Plumber

It's honest chats with henchmen vs. 90s childhood nightmare fuel! 2016.02.18

Mayonegg vs. Captain Mal's Negotiation Style

It's Michael Bluth's perfect look of despair vs. honest chats with henchmen! 2016.02.17

Winston Courting Ferguson vs. Mayonegg

It's finding the purrfect date vs. Michael Bluth's perfect look of despair! 2016.02.16

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