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Ayeyeyeyey vs. Elyse Sewell's Epic Rant

It's Xena's war cry vs. one fed-up, foul-mouthed model! 2016.03.26

Ayeyeyeyey vs. The Glee Finale Finale

It's Xena's war cry vs. one last manipulative musical number! 2016.03.25

The Dance Of Joy vs. Ayeyeyeyey

It's some very physical comedy vs. Xena's war cry! 2016.03.24

The Dance Of Joy vs. Jordan Schlansky

It's some very physical comedy vs. Conan's archnemesis and his coffee pretensions! 2016.03.23

A Virgin-Sniffing Unicorn vs. Jenna's History With Mickey Rourke

It's unwelcome attention from Galavant's magical beast vs. a long-running sex-and-murder feud! 2016.03.21

Fingerprints vs. A Virgin-Sniffing Unicorn

It's one of the dirtiest jokes ever heard in a children's cartoon vs. Unwelcome attention from Galavant's magical beast! 2016.03.20

Fingerprints vs. Amanda Clarke's Tire Iron

It's one of the dirtiest jokes ever heard in a children's cartoon vs. Revenge's Most Reliable Way Of Shutting Someone Up! 2016.03.19

Fingerprints vs. Sabrina's Pancake Madness

It's one of the dirtiest jokes ever heard in a children's cartoon vs. a pancake-based-fever-dream musical number! 2016.03.18

Fingerprints vs. Audrey Eating A Cherry

It's one of the dirtiest jokes ever heard in a children's cartoon vs. an unconventional job application! 2016.03.17

Gonzo's Trumpet vs. Fingerprints

It's a potentially explosive show opener vs. one of the dirtiest jokes ever heard in a children's cartoon! 2016.03.16

Gonzo's Trumpet vs. 'He Needs A Kidney'

It's a potentially explosive show opener vs. A plea for a desperately needed organ! 2016.03.15

Jumping The Shark vs. Gonzo's Trumpet

It's Happy Days's dangerous waters vs. a potentially explosive show opener! 2016.03.14

Jumping The Shark vs. Mama's Prying Bar

It's Happy Days's dangerous waters vs. the best way to get out of a living room hammock! 2016.03.13

Jumping The Shark vs. The Benson Insult Duel

It's Happy Days's dangerous waters vs. a battle of wits with an unarmed man! 2016.03.12

Jumping The Shark vs. The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine

It's Happy Days's dangerous waters vs. the newest phenomenon from Ahp Chanagi Party Meats! 2016.03.11

The Carlton Dance vs. Jumping The Shark

It's the greatest sitcom dance of the 90s vs. Happy Days's dangerous waters! 2016.03.10

The Carlton Dance vs. Marsha Brady's Nose

It's the greatest sitcom dance of the 90s vs. the original Brady football controversy! 2016.03.09

Chung Chung vs. The Carlton Dance

It's Law & Order's iconic sound effect vs. the greatest sitcom dance of the 90s! 2016.03.08

Chung Chung vs. Art Vandelay

It's Law & Order's iconic sound effect vs. George Costanza's go to fake name! 2016.03.07

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