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Daddy's Boy vs. Richard Hatch's Aztek

It's the 1938 Harrison von Harrison Jr. musical vs. Survivor's first cursed car! 2016.04.15

Dog Eats Donor Heart vs. Daddy's Boy

It's One Tree Hill's gift to the world vs. the 1938 Harrison von Harrison Jr. musical! 2016.04.14

Dog Eats Donor Heart vs. The Plan Pony

It's One Tree Hill's gift to the world vs. an equestrian non sequitur! 2016.04.13

Blerg vs. Dog Eats Donor Heart

It's an epithet and an Ikea rip-off vs. One Tree Hill's gift to the world! 2016.04.12

Blerg vs. Killface's Postcard

It's an epithet and an Ikea rip-off vs. a copy editor's nightmare! 2016.04.11

Sick, Sad World vs. Blerg

It's Lawndale's best TV show vs. an epithet and an Ikea rip-off! 2016.04.10

Pawnee's Slogans vs. Sick, Sad World

It's taglines for America's fourth most obese town vs. Lawndale's best TV show! 2016.04.09

Pawnee's Slogans vs. Rome's Newsreader

It's taglines for America's fourth most obese town vs. all the news that's fit to shout! 2016.04.08

Pawnee's Slogans vs. Phi Phi O'Hara vs. Sharon Needles

It's taglines for America's fourth most obese town vs. RuPaul's Drag Race's most quotable rivalry! 2016.04.07

Pawnee's Slogans vs. Joey's Ice Cream Metaphor

It's taglines for America's fourth most obese town vs. 32 flavors and then some! 2016.04.06

Pawnee's Slogans vs. Ookla The Mok

It's taglines for America's fourth most obese town vs. the monkey-lion thing that stole our hearts! 2016.04.05

Bob Costas' Pink Eye vs. Pawnee's Slogans

It's your itchiest memory of the 2014 Sochi Olympics vs. taglines for America's fourth most obese town! 2016.04.04

Bob Costas' Pink Eye vs. Waking Up To Static

It's your itchiest memory of the 2014 Sochi Olympics vs. how you knew it was between 2 and 5 in the morning! 2016.04.03

Settle For Me vs. Bob Costas' Pink Eye

It's a practical proposal with a certain sense vs. your itchiest memory of the 2014 Sochi Olympics! 2016.04.02

Silverware on the Ceiling vs. Settle For Me

It's some illogical logic vs. a practical proposal with a certain sense! 2016.04.01

The Urkel Dance vs. Silverware on the Ceiling

It's doing the Urkel vs. some illogical logic! 2016.03.31

'We Changed Timezones?' vs. The Urkel Dance

It's Toby Ziegler, who works at the White House vs. doing the Urkel! 2016.03.30

'We Changed Timezones?' vs. A Very Dexter Thanksgiving

It's Toby Ziegler, who works at the White House vs. how not to express gratitude! 2016.03.29

Elyse Sewell's Epic Rant vs. 'We Changed Timezones?'

It's one fed-up, foul-mouthed model vs. Toby Ziegler, who works at the White House! 2016.03.28

Elyse Sewell's Epic Rant vs. Daleks Climbing Stairs

It's one fed-up, foul-mouthed model vs. the most terrifying thing in time and space! 2016.03.27

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