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The Kwanzaa Cake vs. Oprah's Fat Wagon

It's Sandra Lee's grossest concoction vs. pulling your own weight! 2016.06.16

The Kwanzaa Cake vs. The Cowboy Hat Of One Raylan Givens

It's Sandra Lee's grossest concoction vs. Justified's most iconic headgear! 2016.06.15

'Get Out!' vs. The Kwanzaa Cake

It's Elaine's history of assault and battery vs. Sandra Lee's grossest concoction! 2016.06.14

The Final Five vs. 'Get Out!'

It's sneaky Cylons revealed vs. Elaine's history of assault and battery! 2016.06.13

The Agony Of Defeat vs. The Final Five

It's the world's most infamous ski jumper vs. sneaky Cylons revealed! 2016.06.12

The Agony Of Defeat vs. Magnum And The Sunrise

It's the world's most infamous ski jumper vs. The ending that changed everything. Or Best. Ending. Ever.! 2016.06.10

The Agony Of Defeat vs. Late Night Antibellum

It's the world's most infamous ski jumper vs. when Leno and Letterman were friends! 2016.06.09

The Agony Of Defeat vs. Custom-Made Johnny Bananas Backpack

It's the world's most infamous ski jumper vs. a Transformer power walk with a Boston mumble! 2016.06.08

The Agony Of Defeat vs. 'Not the Mama'

It's the world's most infamous ski jumper vs. the most adorable domestic violence in prehistory! 2016.06.07

The Agony Of Defeat vs. Great Googly Moogly

It's the world's most infamous ski jumper vs. the favorite catchphrase of angry geezers who can't spell! 2016.06.06

The Agony Of Defeat vs. Making Friends

It's the world's most infamous ski jumper vs. a thing no one is here for! 2016.06.05

Relaxed Emily vs. The Agony Of Defeat

It's Emily Gilmore, after the death of her mother-in-law vs. the world's most infamous ski jumper! 2016.06.04

Relaxed Emily vs. Vicki Getting Hit In The Head

It's Emily Gilmore, after the death of her mother-in-law vs. the revenge of Lake Havasu! 2016.06.03

Relaxed Emily vs. Lil' Bobby

It's Emily Gilmore, after the death of her mother-in-law vs. Gene, tarred and Bobbed! 2016.06.02

Nick Serenading Lindsay vs. Relaxed Emily

It's the most awkward vocal performance ever vs. Emily Gilmore, after the death of her mother-in-law! 2016.06.01

'Uh Oh, A White Lady!' vs. Nick Serenading Lindsay

It's a handy multi-purpose catchphrase vs. the most awkward vocal performance ever! 2016.05.31

Strong Black Coffee vs. 'Uh Oh, A White Lady!'

It's Agent Cooper and a cup of joe vs. a handy multi-purpose catchphrase! 2016.05.30

Strong Black Coffee vs. Quiet Room Subtitles

It's Agent Cooper and a cup of joe vs. a Felicity joke payoff! 2016.05.29

Brad Womack Picking Himself vs. Strong Black Coffee

It's a boneheaded bachelor who rejected 25 hopefuls vs. Agent Cooper and a cup of joe! 2016.05.28

Brad Womack Picking Himself vs. 'Take Your Hat Off'

It's a boneheaded bachelor who rejected 25 hopefuls vs. a Soprano-style etiquette lesson! 2016.05.27

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