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Amy's Tiara vs. Will It Float?

It's a bookworm exposing her girly side vs. Letterman's most scientific game! 2016.07.06

Amy's Tiara vs. Harold Finch Decides

It's a bookworm exposing her girly side vs. dealing with rival ASI, Samaritan! 2016.07.05

Amy's Tiara vs. 'Thank Yew!'

It's a bookworm exposing her girly side vs. Provenza mimicking Brenda! 2016.07.04

Andy Warhol And The Love Boat vs. Amy's Tiara

It's the most baffling guest star ever vs. a bookworm exposing her girly side! 2016.07.03

'Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose' vs. Loose Meat Sandwiches

It's Coach Taylor's mantra vs. a gastronomic journey to the Midwest! 2016.06.28

'Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose' vs. Mr. B Natural

It's Coach Taylor's mantra vs. the androgynous spirit of music! 2016.06.27

'Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose' vs. Geraldo's Broken Nose

It's Coach Taylor's mantra vs. milking a minor injury for TV ratings! 2016.06.26

Golden Girls Cheesecake vs. 'Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose'

It's problems solving problems via calories vs. Coach Taylor's mantra! 2016.06.23

Golden Girls Cheesecake vs. 'I Just Had Sex'

It's problems solving problems via calories vs. The Lonely Island's ode to unsatisfactory love-making! 2016.06.22

Golden Girls Cheesecake vs. Bob Coming Over The Couch

It's problems solving problems via calories vs. the place nightmares came from! 2016.06.21

Golden Girls Cheesecake vs. Dreyfuss the Dog

It's problems solving problems via calories vs. the best part of a bad sitcom! 2016.06.20

Golden Girls Cheesecake vs. Right Decisions, Right Now

It's problems solving problems via calories vs. the omnipresent anti-drug campaign in our 90s teen shows! 2016.06.19

Golden Girls Cheesecake vs. Sammy Davis Jr. Kisses Archie Bunker

It's problems solving problems via calories vs. the kiss that rocked a nation! 2016.06.18

The Kwanzaa Cake vs. Golden Girls Cheesecake

It's Sandra Lee's grossest concoction vs. problems solving problems via calories! 2016.06.17

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