Grey’s Anatomy

Too Many Dicks On The Doc Floor

All it takes is a dude getting his penis cut off to bring everybody together. 2015.04.10S11.E19

50 Ways To Leave Your Liver

Just get shot in an attempted robbery and stroke out on the operating table...Abel? 2015.04.03S11.E18

It's Not the Leech That Sucks Around Here

Derek is back, Meredith's streak is over, Owen acts like a dick, and the dialogue is as repetitive as the storylines. 2015.03.26S11.E17

Don't Remember To Forget Me

The words 'Team MerDer' are uttered, but don't expect any fan service in this episode full of unfinished sex scenes and unanswered questions. 2015.03.19S11.E16

Phoning It In

Yet another earthquake hits the hospital, resulting in broken bones, dying moms, awkward elevator meet-cutes, Owen acting opposite a speakerphone, and other recycled plot contrivances. 2015.03.12S11.E15

Chewing All The Scenery In The (Operating) Theater

Amelia discovers too late that it's easier to brag about a surgery than to perform one. 2015.03.06S11.E14

Oh Amelia, She's Shaking Her Confidence Daily

The other Dr. Shepherd spends most of the episode bragging about a surgery she hasn't done yet, so that should end well. 2015.02.27S11.E13

A Transparent Ripoff

Transparent gets the General Hospital treatment on this very special episode of Grey’s Anatomy. 2015.02.20S11.E12

Going To The Chapel Of Unendurable Sadness

Seattle Grace Mercy Death lives ('dies'?) up to its reputation in this gut-puncher of an episode. 2015.02.13S11.E11

A Tale of Two Tumors

Everyone has tumors on the brain except Geena Davis, who actually has a tumor in her brain. 2015.02.06S11.E10

The Tears Of A Crowd

April, Jackson, Meredith, a patient's husband, and Dr. Geena Davis all have stuff to cry about in this downer of an episode. 2015.01.30S11.E09

Banana Clambake

In which ice cream is a substitute for substance on a show where no one talks to anyone about anything. 2014.11.21S11.E08

Narcotics (Not At All) Anonymous

The Symbolic Patients' daughter totally misses the point of NA and outs Amelia's issues to the entire hospital. 2014.11.14S11.E07

Jackson's Gorgeous Eyes Get the Storyline They Deserve

April's mom finally says what we're all thinking: we hope the baby will look like its father. 2014.11.07S11.E06

I'm So Happy That I Can't Stop Dying

Callie and Arizona try a 30-day trial separation, and their therapist tries my nerves. 2014.10.24S11.E05

Grey's Anatomy Is A Carousel And Nobody Can Get Off

Everybody knows that Meredith and Maggie are sisters now, and their late mom gets more screen time than most of the currently-alive characters do. 2014.10.16S11.E04

You Can't Always Get What You Want, Especially When You're Alex Karev

Meredith gets drunk, Derek gets in a snit, and Owen and Callie help veterans get robotic limbs. 2014.10.10S11.E03

Everything's Coming Up Maggie

The newest member of the Grey family shows more of her character anatomy this week, but no amount of Mary Sue-ing can make her interesting. 2014.10.03S11.E02

EHG Mini: Dumping Grounds

New season; old shows we ain't got time for no more. 2014.09.29

Never, Ever Say 'It Couldn't Get Any Worse' On A Medical Show

With Cristina Yang gone and a wayward helicopter on the roof, this bad show has gotten even worse. 2014.09.26S11.E01