King of Disparate TV Things MountainIt's an iconic hat-toss vs. a fool-proof way to blend in with the teens! 2017.02.20
King of Disparate TV Things MountainIt's Sophia Petrillo's trusty tall-tale intro vs. a mournful tune from an unlikely performer! 2016.09.19
NewsHe's making the project sound pretty dark, but we're kind of hoping for a Soapdish-meets-Grosse Pointe joint. 2016.09.16
Picture ShowSend it off AGAIN, that is, as MTV Classic comes to the end of its run, and so must we all. (Again.) 2016.09.16S01.E13
That MomentMakeover makeover, makeover makeover, makeover makeover MAKE O VER!!! 2016.09.09S01.E12
Show DownWhich wrinkly-foreheaded high schooler is superior? 2016.09.02S01.E10
Oh, Geldemore. Keep doing you; the right clone will come along eventually. 2016.08.26S01.E08
Expedited ShippingJFK finds himself intrigued by a new member of Clone High's basketball team. Confused, but intrigued! 2016.08.19S01.E06
PodcastsMonty Ashley joins us to talk cartoons that aren't just kid stuff -- plus a gold-medal Game Time! 2016.08.16
That Moment'Go away, Sigmund Freud.' 2016.08.12S01.E04
Confined to the first two episodes of the season, airing tonight, because otherwise it would be 9000 reasons. 2016.08.04S01.E01
Android uteri, all-time worsts, and a Mr. Butlertron supercut. Play it again, Weehhhhsleehhhhhh. 2015.07.30
PodcastsThe gang had an old friend for dinner when Joe Reid stopped by to talk Hannibal and the Emmys. Bon appetit! 2015.06.16
PodcastsGo Fug Yourself's Jessica Morgan returns for discussions of Project Runway, The Quest, and fandom portmanteaux. 2014.08.18
PodcastsJoe Reid returns to talk about the shows we'll be enjoying in some A/C this summer. 2014.06.10
NewsWe...want them to. 2014.06.09
NewsI hope he's calling all his friends to hassle them on the one day they can't get mad. 2013.08.19S01.E12
He's teaching Rob Lowe the Great, or should he say Rob Lowe the So-So? 2013.06.13
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