Again With This

Freakier Friday

Imagining a world in which the Walsh twins' crap starts coming out each other's faces. 2017.11.23

I Just Read A Page Or Two!

Kelly's journal falls open, and into the wrong hands. 2017.11.20S07.E27

Gangwatch

Giving Beverly Hills, 90210 the Baywatch: The Movie treatment with some contemporary casting choices. 2017.11.16

Don't Give Up So Easily, Okay?

Tracy gets dumped by Brandon, then gets bad advice about how to comport herself from the less-than-objective Val. 2017.11.13S07.E26

San Quentin, 94964

Dreaming about incarcerated gangsters, and what could have gotten them there. 2017.11.09

Just Be An Angel, Will Ya?

Mariah, Brandon's angel-loving Hadley City pal, visits Los Angeles to cast (heavenly) light on Brandon's problems with Tracy. 2017.11.06S07.E25

Tougher Love

The TV parents we'd most like to see not sparing the rod with Brandon Walsh. 2017.11.02

A Little Less Than She Cares About Me

Brandon may not be that into Tracy, but he's not ready to deprive her of the pleasure of his company quite yet. 2017.10.30S07.E24

Just Kidding

The Beverly Hills, 90210 children who really should have been seen and not heard. Or seen. 2017.10.26

You Did This To Him!

When Dr. Martin has a stroke, Donna naturally blames...David? 2017.10.23S07.E23

Beverly Hills, 90210's Mostly Likely To Suck

Contemplating the chasm between what the gangsters' yearbook quotes probably would have been, and what they should have been. 2017.10.19

And I Never Saw Him Again!

Tori Spelling gets to don '40s drag for an historical flashback fantasy about Donna's grandma's doomed marriage. 2017.10.16S07.E22

The Sliding Dorks Of Beverly Hills, 90210

Imagining how stories would change if a gangster had made one different choice in his or her life. 2017.10.12

I Don't Want To Die!

Dick goes from smoking weed to snorting heroin to (spoiler) dead in the span of two days. Classic pothead arc! 2017.10.09S07.E21

Oh, Ponce! You Are A Regular Character!

Switching out Beverly Hills, 90210 cast members for ones from Clone High. 2017.10.05

She Made Her Daddy Do All Kinds Of Terrible Things

Val's horrible secret is finally revealed -- and, seriously, it is horrible. 2017.10.02S07.E20

Ship Happens (Or Doesn't)

Reordering the gang's relationships as they should and should not have gone. 2017.09.28

She Blames Me For His Death

Val's Mama comes to town to reheat old beef over Val's dead dad. 2017.09.25S07.E19

Bever-Glee Hills, 90210

Assigning gangsters their most fitting signature songs. 2017.09.21

You Made Me Mad!

Donna's stalker finally steps out of the shadows, gun in hand. 2017.09.18S07.E18

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