DCI Luther Bends Procedure To Find Love
This handsome detective investigates unsettling murders, but yearns to settle down.
|Occupation||Detective Chief Inspector, Serious and Serial Crime Unit of the Metropolitan Police|
|Education||Hendon Police College|
|For||Being pensive together; quiet dates in poorly lit diners; tragic love affairs.|
|About Me||…I don't know. People tell me that I am “epic” from time to time, but I'm just a guy, trying to do his job protecting the innocent. Many people, mostly authority figures, misunderstand me because I sometimes have to blur ethical lines while catching killers and saving lives. There's only one person who really gets me: a serial killer currently evading justice. Normally a killer evading justice is a thing that would drive me to explosive anger, but somehow, we have become the best of friends. I help her evade capture, and she threatens to murder anyone who tries to hurt me, which is a lot of people.|
|About You||If we're going to date, you better be okay with mortal danger. I and/or you will be in it at some point. Also, it would be great if you're very trusting and loyal, as I am regularly accused of misconduct.|
|In Relationships, I...||…haven't had much luck. Well, that's not completely true. I was married once. She was the love of my life. She divorced me because I was so angry all the time (still am) about the horrors I see on my job. Anyway, she remarried, and then my good friend murdered her (different friend; it's a long story). Also, he framed me for her murder. So it's been a mixed bag. Anyway, since all that I've had trouble putting myself out there.|
|On Our First Date, We'd...||…plan to meet somewhere romantic. You'll recognize me easily because I'm never without my wool overcoat. Unfortunately, I probably won't be able to stay because I'll be called away to hunt down a serial killer -- who might show up in my place in order to bait me into a cat-and-mouse game. But the second date will be better.|
|Contact Me If...||…you're interested in repeatedly hearing about my beautiful ex-wife, who some people (internal affairs) still believe I killed; you want to be kidnapped and used against me by a psychopath; you're into tall, dark, handsome, and preternaturally smart hero figures.|
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