Preview Late Night's Closer Look At Trump's Many Different Explanations For Why He Fired James Comey

'And when the White House is clarifying the Press Secretary's position in relation to bushes, it's important to remember America is both among and in deep shit.'

"So he just admitted everything the White House has been saying since Tuesday is a lie. Trump's ego is so huge, he can't even let somebody else have the spotlight in his alibi. He's like a Scooby Doo villain: 'That's right, it was me! I was the ghost in the amusement park!'"