Preview Late Night's Closer Look At Trump's Decision To Fire James Comey
'This is how crazy things are in the Trump administration: reporters literally don't have the aerobic strength to report the news anymore. Soon CNN is going to have to replace Wolf Blitzer with Usain Bolt.'
"It's possible for an action to be suspicious because of its timing. For example, if you buy your wife jewellery, it's a lovely gesture. If you buy her jewellery after a boys' weekend in Vegas, there's gonna be some follow-up questions."